That Nathan is such a grazer, he worked at Tesco and ate a whole grape - then got caught for grazing, whilst laughing! All he had to do was pay for it!
by William-Shakespeare March 03, 2016
A deliberate crash on track, such as taking out another driver. When your can't beat someone in a race so you "David Bassil" them off the track.
Simon: Gee I can't beat Tom on the track
Joe: Have you tried David Bassil'ing him off the track?
Simon: Good shout
*1 week later - Simon David Bassil's Tom off the track and wins a race*
Another version:
OMG did you see what happened to Tom in that last race? He got totally David Bassil'ed off the track!
Joe: Have you tried David Bassil'ing him off the track?
Simon: Good shout
*1 week later - Simon David Bassil's Tom off the track and wins a race*
Another version:
OMG did you see what happened to Tom in that last race? He got totally David Bassil'ed off the track!
by William-Shakespeare February 05, 2019
Tom was a young man, his girlfriend selfishly got pregnant.
Tom was not happy when Tina packed on the pounds, gained mood swings, lack of sex, grumpy, frumpy, rather lumpy in leather....
Tom waited for Tina to be sick.... When he crept up behind her, removed her panties and stabalised her womb with a blunt toilet brush.
Tom was not happy when Tina packed on the pounds, gained mood swings, lack of sex, grumpy, frumpy, rather lumpy in leather....
Tom waited for Tina to be sick.... When he crept up behind her, removed her panties and stabalised her womb with a blunt toilet brush.
by William-Shakespeare November 04, 2013
A deliberate crash on track, such as taking out another driver. When your can't beat someone in a race so you "Bassil" them off the track.
Oh my word - did you see VIK last night? He totally got Bassiled off the track and then off the forum!
I was leading the race and I just got Bassiled off!
Simon: Gee I can't beat Tom on the track
Joe: Have you tried Bassiling him off the track?
Simon: Good shout
*1 week later - Simon David Bassils Tom off the track and wins a race*
Another version:
OMG did you see what happened to Tom in that last race? He got totally Bassiled off the track!
I was leading the race and I just got Bassiled off!
Simon: Gee I can't beat Tom on the track
Joe: Have you tried Bassiling him off the track?
Simon: Good shout
*1 week later - Simon David Bassils Tom off the track and wins a race*
Another version:
OMG did you see what happened to Tom in that last race? He got totally Bassiled off the track!
by William-Shakespeare February 05, 2019
A deliberate crash on track, such as taking out another driver. When your can't beat someone in a race so you "Bassil" them off the track.
Simon: Gee I can't beat Tom on the track
Joe: Have you tried Bassil'ing him off the track?
Simon: Good shout
*1 week later - Simon David Bassil's Tom off the track and wins a race*
Another version:
OMG did you see what happened to Tom in that last race? He got totally Bassil'ed off the track!
Joe: Have you tried Bassil'ing him off the track?
Simon: Good shout
*1 week later - Simon David Bassil's Tom off the track and wins a race*
Another version:
OMG did you see what happened to Tom in that last race? He got totally Bassil'ed off the track!
by William-Shakespeare February 05, 2019
A deliberate crash on track, such as taking out another driver. When your can't beat someone in a race so you "Bassil" them off the track.
Oh my word - did you see VIK last night? He totally got Bassil'ed off the track and then off the forum!
by William-Shakespeare February 05, 2019
A deliberate crash on track, such as taking out another driver. When your can't beat someone in a race so you "Bassil" them off the track.
Oh my word - did you see VIK last night? He totally got Bassil'ed off the track and then off the forum!
by William-Shakespeare February 05, 2019