squishpant

A term describing somebody who shits their pants and then sits in it, therefore making a loud squishing sound.

Lol, yesterday Bob shat himself and then sat in it, he is such a squishpant.

squishpant by anonymous October 16, 2020

splunge bod squirtpants 

This means to have a messy orgasm, aka splunge in your pants.

Who is leaking there, its Splunge Bod Squirtpants!

splunge bod squirtpants by I, Wreckerrr May 11, 2017

squishment

to almost do away with, or almost put an end to. Quite similar to the word "squashment," just not rising to the same level of severity.

The investigative reporter, by getting pinned to the gate while filming the drug lord's van enter the compound, was lucky she only suffered a little squishment when the driver stopped in the nick of time when she screamed, then backing up...another two or three feet or so, and that reporter would have been yet another example of squashment.

squishment by jaxmeov November 2, 2009

squishmate

a platonic soulmate, based off the term squish. squishmates are perfect for one another, but not in a romantic way.

"isn't it weird that we can relate to each other perfectly in every way?"
"i know! we must be squishmates."

squishmate by evwashere June 16, 2016

Squishinator 

The perfect cuddler... the ability to cuddle without smuthering or making the partner want to leave... a leave of extreme comfort....

My boyfriend is the perfect squishinator in the bed

Squishinator by iiCe July 21, 2008

Squishinate 

A rock a the size of a Walmart falling on a group of people

P1:oh my God a Boulder the size of a Walmart is about to crush us!
P2:we're about to squishinate

Squishinate by Drawing_bean September 9, 2023

squishtastic 

Something that is fantastically squishy, that you cannot bear to not touch, and not squeeze

Sevag is a squishtastic 2 and a half year old, he is so pretty

squishtastic by nabeeg May 11, 2010