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a platonic soulmate, based off the term squish. squishmates are perfect for one another, but not in a romantic way.

"isn't it weird that we can relate to each other perfectly in every way?"
"i know! we must be squishmates."

squishmate by evwashere June 16, 2016

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Squishmallows

Cute stuffed animals

Squishmallows = good.

Squishmallows by 25IMF March 13, 2020

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Squishmitten

Quite simply a vagina. This comes from how it fits around you like a squishy mitten.

How'd your date go? I beat the squishmitten up all night.

Squishmitten by Lewisville Slugga February 26, 2010

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Squishmallow

A soft friend for people who either have anger issues or have a hard life.

Dude yesterday I got a squishmallow!
Why to punch it or to cry on it?

Squishmallow by anonymous April 10, 2021

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Squishmallows

Squishmallows are a cult, they are always trying to get you to "join the squad". once you buy one more and more will arrive at your house and you don't remember buying them. You may think they are cute but once you hear their theme song you will be scarred forever. you will show it to your friends and they will show it to theirs. it never ends.

youtube: "hello we're the squishmallows!!!!"

your brain for the next month: "hello we're the squishmallows!!!!!!"

your amazon shopping cart: "purchasing 7 squishmallows!"

Squishmallows by pieceofchewedgumonthewall April 26, 2021

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Squishmallow

The name of a line of a plushie series.
Owned by Kelly Toys

'I got squishmallows.'
'Dude what the fuck i have a whole entire pit of them that's 2 feet deep'
'Are you okay'

Squishmallow by beesnur May 22, 2021

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Squishmallows

Squishmallows are adorably soft and huggable stuffed animals they are also the only thing that gives thousands of people around the word happiness. many people go on "Squishmallow hunts" in search for their favorites or limited ones. some of the creepy disturbing Squishmallows are the mermaids and the chucky cheese one... dear god....

Person: Hey I've worked really hard this week I think I'm going to go on a Squishmallow hunt!
Person 2: Hey that's a great idea can I come? I heard the Easter Squishmallows are out in Walgreens!
Person: no. I'm getting the easter ones you better stay away from them got it?
Person 2: but-
Person: I said got it? I NEED Blake as an easter egg.
Person 2: .... ok.

Squishmallows by astro fields March 3, 2021

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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