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squirtus 

(n.) an incredibly annoying yet lovable person or animal
My cat is such a squirtus. He yowls all night, scratches the furniture, and scratches strangers, but how can I resist his purring?
squirtus by TSW May 16, 2006
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bean water squirts 

Another name for a coffee enema
Reginald was a hipster moron who thought GMO's were evil and vaccines caused autism. He also liked bean water squirts, believing they would keep him cancer free.
bean water squirts by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

squirtistics 

a term coined by ifunniers, used extensively on ifunny, is the study of squirting, how far a woman can squirt, the content, the squirting duration
girl:hi
ifunnier:the law demands that i ask for your squirtistics
squirtistics by skaehfjaesv May 17, 2021

Huckleberry squirts

The violent diarrhea one experiences after excessively gorging themselves on wild berries. Typically experienced during the Summer months, the Huckleberry Squirts can also affect those in urban environments. Nobody is safe
Person 1: Fred Meyer had a sale on blueberries! I'm going to eat then all at once.

Person 2: Careful now, you dont want to get ththe Huckleberry Squirts and shit the bed.
Huckleberry squirts by 🐺 March 27, 2020

back squirts 

Involuntary explosion of brown ass juice into your panties and up your back.
I ate a bunch of gas station sushi and I had the back squirts in front of my mom.
back squirts by stuberts October 22, 2015

hershey squirts 

A particularly pernicious, nasty, form of diahhroea in which the victim feels the need to pass gas, but instead liquid shit comes squirting out resulting in a very unpleasant shitting of one's pants, often in a public or otherwise unforgiving location, far from a shithouse.
Damn, I thought I was just gonna fart, but had the Hershey Squirts and wound up shitting myself right there in the mall.
hershey squirts by Wally, the Grotee November 22, 2003

hershey squirts 

What happens when you think you was gunna fart but, shit yourself so hard you stop walking
Dude,I was talking to Kelsie and needed to fart but I just completely got the Hershey squirts on full blast
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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