"I went to the bar last night and picked up this hot girl... We took a cab to my place, had sex and boy was I surprised to find out she was a squirtess... I'm gonna need to change the sheets soon"
by KillaInnaVilla December 20, 2015
Get the squirtess mug.Tiana was able to squirt into his mouth from over three feet away! She's a very talented girl and clearly a squirtmaster!
by Chad Apollo November 29, 2017
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Stuart was feeling "chirpy" as he watched two squirrels in a walnut tree from his bed. Because Susie's mind was typically in the gutter, she assumed this to be a euphemism for the contents of Stuart's underwear. If only she had double carpeted her bottom step!
by Sharkey & Bubbles May 7, 2022
Get the Two squirrels in a walnut tree mug.Reginald was a hipster moron who thought GMO's were evil and vaccines caused autism. He also liked bean water squirts, believing they would keep him cancer free.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018
Get the bean water squirts mug.a term coined by ifunniers, used extensively on ifunny, is the study of squirting, how far a woman can squirt, the content, the squirting duration
by skaehfjaesv May 17, 2021
Get the squirtistics mug.The violent diarrhea one experiences after excessively gorging themselves on wild berries. Typically experienced during the Summer months, the Huckleberry Squirts can also affect those in urban environments. Nobody is safe
Person 1: Fred Meyer had a sale on blueberries! I'm going to eat then all at once.
Person 2: Careful now, you dont want to get ththe Huckleberry Squirts and shit the bed.
Person 2: Careful now, you dont want to get ththe Huckleberry Squirts and shit the bed.
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