squirtess 

A female with the ability to have squirting orgasms

"I went to the bar last night and picked up this hot girl... We took a cab to my place, had sex and boy was I surprised to find out she was a squirtess... I'm gonna need to change the sheets soon"

squirtess by KillaInnaVilla December 20, 2015

Squirtmaster 

A woman who can consistently hit her target with her female ejaculation.

Tiana was able to squirt into his mouth from over three feet away! She's a very talented girl and clearly a squirtmaster!

Squirtmaster by Chad Apollo November 29, 2017

Two squirrels in a walnut tree 

A literal statement about two squirrels playfully climbing a walnut tree on a sunny Spring morning

Stuart was feeling "chirpy" as he watched two squirrels in a walnut tree from his bed. Because Susie's mind was typically in the gutter, she assumed this to be a euphemism for the contents of Stuart's underwear. If only she had double carpeted her bottom step!

Two squirrels in a walnut tree by Sharkey & Bubbles May 7, 2022

bean water squirts 

Another name for a coffee enema

Reginald was a hipster moron who thought GMO's were evil and vaccines caused autism. He also liked bean water squirts, believing they would keep him cancer free.

bean water squirts by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

squirtistics 

a term coined by ifunniers, used extensively on ifunny, is the study of squirting, how far a woman can squirt, the content, the squirting duration

girl:hi
ifunnier:the law demands that i ask for your squirtistics

squirtistics by skaehfjaesv May 17, 2021

Huckleberry squirts

The violent diarrhea one experiences after excessively gorging themselves on wild berries. Typically experienced during the Summer months, the Huckleberry Squirts can also affect those in urban environments. Nobody is safe

Person 1: Fred Meyer had a sale on blueberries! I'm going to eat then all at once.

Person 2: Careful now, you dont want to get ththe Huckleberry Squirts and shit the bed.

Huckleberry squirts by 🐺 March 27, 2020

back squirts 

Involuntary explosion of brown ass juice into your panties and up your back.

I ate a bunch of gas station sushi and I had the back squirts in front of my mom.

back squirts by stuberts October 22, 2015