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A term used to describe a person who talks a lot about its intention to do something but never actually proceeds to do it, or a general liar/hypocrite.
Literal meaning - to squirt out words from the mouth. Etymology - "squirt" a English term for causing a liquid to spurt in a jet, "slovo" from Proto-Slavic meaning “word”.

Nicolas: Yo, bro I'm gonna rizz that baddie so hard.
George: C'mon, squirtoslov! We both know that you are too afraid of women to actually rizz her up

Squirtoslov by socioputting_behavior September 21, 2023

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squirtologist

A person who excels in the Art of making a woman squirt

He is a skilled squirtologist and has refined the art of making a woman squirt.

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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