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A squirff is when a fart creates an air pocket between a male's scrotum and groin area. They tickle a little bit.
"Man, that squirff tickled my scrotum. Shoo wee, it smells like vinegar."
squirff by Travis Dean December 2, 2007

double-sided dutch squirtfest 

When you intensely hook a woman in the vagina with one hand to make her squirt and with the other hand pull her head on your dick to deepthroat her profoundly until she starts puking on your dick, creating the ripple effect of making her vagina contract even more and discharge an even more massive amount of liquid
Your sister was a bit tense yesterday, after a good session of double-sided dutch squirtfest she felt much more releived...

squirtox 

juices used to create babies(warlocks)
bitch swallow my squirtox or ill cut you.
squirtox by hudstonian January 14, 2010

Squirt off 

A contest between two women to see who pussy the best and can squirt the most and the furthest.
Doug: Annie and Jessica won't stop bickering at each other over the restaurant choice!

Fred: Fuck it, squirt off!!! Let's see who pussy the best.
Squirt off by violentvenom08 August 3, 2023

squirtfriend 

a friend, can’t be a lover of yours. Has to be a friend. Squirtfriend is a friend who helps you reach an orgasm.
We are not partners, there is nothing romantic going on between us, but my friend helps me reach an orgasm when i need it. If you have a legal squirtfriend, it is not considered cheating in a relationship.
squirtfriend by Ugabaguba February 17, 2023

squirtologist 

A person who excels in the Art of making a woman squirt
He is a skilled squirtologist and has refined the art of making a woman squirt.