noun. a person who never admits that they are wrong and annoys people for pleasure; also one who is sadistically sarcastic. They mainly eat chicken and ramen noodles.

A: "Haha I'm right"

B: "No, you are wrong."
A: "Why? lol"
B: "Because!"
A: "I'm always right!"
B: "OMG you are such a squirtomoblossomous."

Squirtomoblossomous by Clexie Yurdwell June 18, 2010

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Squirtologist

A guy who is skilled in the art of making a woman have a squirting orgasam. This position takes years of experience and usually is only perfected by men in their later years of life.

Wow that BuddahCandy is a proper Squirtologist, have you tried him yet?

Squirtologist by Buddahcandy February 1, 2022

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Squirtbox

A squirtbox is a cardboard box that is taped shut with a hole cut into it that one would use to masturbate into. This could have a picture of someone's face/genitals taped to it to add to the affect.

"Hey Jim, where's your squirtbox? I need to crank one out!"

Squirtbox by BrentarTheTiggy February 14, 2021

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squirtxs

A LITTLE FUCKER WHOS BETTER THAN YOU AT GAMES

Person 1: Damn i died
Squirtxs: BECAUSE UR A SHITTER

squirtxs by SQUIRTXS May 29, 2021

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Squirtoslov

A term used to describe a person who talks a lot about its intention to do something but never actually proceeds to do it, or a general liar/hypocrite.
Literal meaning - to squirt out words from the mouth. Etymology - "squirt" a English term for causing a liquid to spurt in a jet, "slovo" from Proto-Slavic meaning “word”.

Nicolas: Yo, bro I'm gonna rizz that baddie so hard.
George: C'mon, squirtoslov! We both know that you are too afraid of women to actually rizz her up

Squirtoslov by socioputting_behavior September 21, 2023

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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