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Squirtomoblossomous
noun. a person who never admits that they are wrong and annoys people for pleasure; also one who is sadistically sarcastic. They mainly eat chicken and ramen noodles.
A: "Haha I'm right"
B: "No, you are wrong."
A: "Why? lol"
B: "Because!"
A: "I'm always right!"
B: "OMG you are such a squirtomoblossomous."
B: "No, you are wrong."
A: "Why? lol"
B: "Because!"
A: "I'm always right!"
B: "OMG you are such a squirtomoblossomous."
Squirtomoblossomous by Clexie Yurdwell June 18, 2010
Squirtologist
A guy who is skilled in the art of making a woman have a squirting orgasam. This position takes years of experience and usually is only perfected by men in their later years of life.
Squirtologist by Buddahcandy February 1, 2022
Squirtbox
A squirtbox is a cardboard box that is taped shut with a hole cut into it that one would use to masturbate into. This could have a picture of someone's face/genitals taped to it to add to the affect.
Squirtbox by BrentarTheTiggy February 14, 2021
Squirtoslov
A term used to describe a person who talks a lot about its intention to do something but never actually proceeds to do it, or a general liar/hypocrite.
Literal meaning - to squirt out words from the mouth. Etymology - "squirt" a English term for causing a liquid to spurt in a jet, "slovo" from Proto-Slavic meaning “word”.
Literal meaning - to squirt out words from the mouth. Etymology - "squirt" a English term for causing a liquid to spurt in a jet, "slovo" from Proto-Slavic meaning “word”.
Nicolas: Yo, bro I'm gonna rizz that baddie so hard.
George: C'mon, squirtoslov! We both know that you are too afraid of women to actually rizz her up
George: C'mon, squirtoslov! We both know that you are too afraid of women to actually rizz her up
Squirtoslov by socioputting_behavior September 21, 2023
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