squirtox

juices used to create babies(warlocks)

bitch swallow my squirtox or ill cut you.

by hudstonian January 14, 2010

squirtologist

A person who excels in the Art of making a woman squirt

He is a skilled squirtologist and has refined the art of making a woman squirt.

by Mr Squirt Maker August 5, 2021

Squirtomoblossomous

noun. a person who never admits that they are wrong and annoys people for pleasure; also one who is sadistically sarcastic. They mainly eat chicken and ramen noodles.

A: "Haha I'm right"

B: "No, you are wrong."
A: "Why? lol"
B: "Because!"
A: "I'm always right!"
B: "OMG you are such a squirtomoblossomous."

by Clexie Yurdwell June 18, 2010

Squirtologist

A guy who is skilled in the art of making a woman have a squirting orgasam. This position takes years of experience and usually is only perfected by men in their later years of life.

Wow that BuddahCandy is a proper Squirtologist, have you tried him yet?

by Buddahcandy February 1, 2022

Squirtbox

A squirtbox is a cardboard box that is taped shut with a hole cut into it that one would use to masturbate into. This could have a picture of someone's face/genitals taped to it to add to the affect.

"Hey Jim, where's your squirtbox? I need to crank one out!"

by BrentarTheTiggy February 14, 2021

squirtxs

A LITTLE FUCKER WHOS BETTER THAN YOU AT GAMES

Person 1: Damn i died
Squirtxs: BECAUSE UR A SHITTER

by SQUIRTXS May 29, 2021

Squirtoslov

A term used to describe a person who talks a lot about its intention to do something but never actually proceeds to do it, or a general liar/hypocrite.
Literal meaning - to squirt out words from the mouth. Etymology - "squirt" a English term for causing a liquid to spurt in a jet, "slovo" from Proto-Slavic meaning “word”.

Nicolas: Yo, bro I'm gonna rizz that baddie so hard.
George: C'mon, squirtoslov! We both know that you are too afraid of women to actually rizz her up

by socioputting_behavior September 21, 2023