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squirtfriend 

a friend, can’t be a lover of yours. Has to be a friend. Squirtfriend is a friend who helps you reach an orgasm.
We are not partners, there is nothing romantic going on between us, but my friend helps me reach an orgasm when i need it. If you have a legal squirtfriend, it is not considered cheating in a relationship.
squirtfriend by Ugabaguba February 17, 2023
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squirtologist 

A person who excels in the Art of making a woman squirt
He is a skilled squirtologist and has refined the art of making a woman squirt.

Squirtologist 

A guy who is skilled in the art of making a woman have a squirting orgasam. This position takes years of experience and usually is only perfected by men in their later years of life.
Wow that BuddahCandy is a proper Squirtologist, have you tried him yet?
Squirtologist by Buddahcandy February 1, 2022

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026