Squirtfish

A sex position in which the woman lays on her back with her head off the edge of the bed, the man stands and fucks her throat, while leaning over to give her head, if she squirts it is a squirtfish.

Yo, bro, last night I totally got to do the squirtfish.

Squirtfish by Hail Laxmus May 24, 2026

squirtistics 

a term coined by ifunniers, used extensively on ifunny, is the study of squirting, how far a woman can squirt, the content, the squirting duration

girl:hi
ifunnier:the law demands that i ask for your squirtistics

squirtistics by skaehfjaesv May 17, 2021

double-sided dutch squirtfest 

When you intensely hook a woman in the vagina with one hand to make her squirt and with the other hand pull her head on your dick to deepthroat her profoundly until she starts puking on your dick, creating the ripple effect of making her vagina contract even more and discharge an even more massive amount of liquid

Your sister was a bit tense yesterday, after a good session of double-sided dutch squirtfest she felt much more releived...

double-sided dutch squirtfest by jerome612 May 4, 2017

Squirtistics 

The mathematical, thermal, colorization and continuous analyzation of squirting.

Mark- Damn bro Jenise looks thicc as fuck in those jeans.
Bro- I wonder what her Squirtistics are.
Mark- I bet it can at least reach Brazil from here
Bro- I wonder if there is a pot of gold at the end of her Squirt rainbow

Squirtistics by MadPanda007 May 23, 2021

squirmish 

Either the U.S. military intervention in Libya, March 2011, or what happens when two worms get into a fight.

Sarah Palin: I haven't heard the President say that we are at war, and that's why I too am not knowing, do we use the term 'intervention'? Do we use 'war'? Do we use 'squirmish'? What is it?

Jon Stewart: Squirmish, huh? Well, that's either some sophisticated foreign policy analysis or what happens when worms get into a fight.

squirmish by HendrikVonDresden April 16, 2011

Squirtistics 

The distance of how far a woman can squirt

Jane's squirtistics are very high, as she has a distance high of 9 feet in length.

Squirtistics by Racenerd May 17, 2021

Squidifishimp 

A shrimp stuck inside a fish, stuck inside a squid. A delicacy enjoyed with soy sauce and hot sauce.

Pronunciation "SCUID-I-FIS-IMP"

Are you serving Squidifishimp today? It is delicious!!!

Squidifishimp by DictionaryWifi February 20, 2019