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noun;; the face a person makes when they get a nice squirt to their face.. Sort of like fuckface. Its kind of a smirk and a surprised look ...a lil anger mixed with joy at the same time. Noun:; a person (male or female) who just got squirted in the face during great sex. noun:; a name calling gesture thats in a sort-of teasing manner.

1. OMG BABE !! I WILL NEVER FORGET THAT SQUIRTFACE YOU MADE LAST NIGHT .!!!! 2. ITS SO NICE TO MEET YOU, LETS GET TOGETHER AND EXCHANGE SQUIRT FACES. 3. DUDE, UR SUCH A SQUIRTFACE. 4. OOOHHH LEMME SEE UR SQUIRTFACE!

squirtface by Spookster322 March 12, 2015

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Squareface

Someone who enters an extreme state of sexual desires. They will release the tension either the easy way, or the hard way.. the victim has the choice.

Edward is a squareface tonight man I’m scared of what might happen to me.

Squareface by bonerhead69 July 17, 2018

Related Words

squirtface • Squirt Factory • squit face • squishface • Shirtfaced • Squidfaced • Squirtacial • Squirtacious • squirtacular • Squirtage

shirtfaced

A state of being faceless; occurs when the bottom half of a person's shirt is pulled up, covering their own face.

She wanted to take a sick picture in front of a cop car, so she got shirtfaced.

shirtfaced by imshirtfaced February 4, 2012

squirtacular

adjective Of the nature of squirting; impressive or sensational squirting.

noun Something that is squirtacular, as an elaborate show or display of squirting.

‘Hey Bob, I heard the girls got together for another weekend squirtacular. Did Karen have to break out the wet vac again?’

squirtacular by Jaymz Kilmister February 17, 2021

squirtfriend

a friend, can’t be a lover of yours. Has to be a friend. Squirtfriend is a friend who helps you reach an orgasm.

We are not partners, there is nothing romantic going on between us, but my friend helps me reach an orgasm when i need it. If you have a legal squirtfriend, it is not considered cheating in a relationship.

squirtfriend by Ugabaguba February 17, 2023

squishface

A Squish Face (or squishface) is also a Woo Face (or wooface).

Hello Squishface! Are you a Woojy Woojy Woo?

squishface by The Lord and Master July 16, 2008

Squirtacial

The act of making a girl squirt so hard the squirt ends up on her face.

Damn that squirtacial was messy.

I want a squirtacial ! Please.

Squirtacial by phantom one January 3, 2011

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026