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“Squirrel it away” 

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To “squirrel it away” is the act of tucking your testicles into your Butthole before a fight begins to protect them.
“Squirrel it away”. The guy tried to kick me in the nuts but luckily I “squirrelled them away” before the fight began.
“Squirrel it away” by Tswizzles February 24, 2023
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Two squirrels in a walnut tree 

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A literal statement about two squirrels playfully climbing a walnut tree on a sunny Spring morning
Stuart was feeling "chirpy" as he watched two squirrels in a walnut tree from his bed. Because Susie's mind was typically in the gutter, she assumed this to be a euphemism for the contents of Stuart's underwear. If only she had double carpeted her bottom step!
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Baby night squirrel 

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A high school girl who comes up and goes to bars under the assumption she is a college student.
This bar is full of baby night squirrels.
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lovely bit of squirrel 

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A phrase used to describe a nice piece of meat. It is used by Martin mainly in Friday night dinner.
*eats meat*

‘That’s a lovely bit of squirrel’
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Squirrel Pack

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The thing in front of the left handed scissors.
Coach: "Chris, get the left handed scissors!"
Chris: "Where are they?"
Coach: "Behind the squirrel pack!"
Squirrel Pack by CodyDV October 27, 2010
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secret squirrel bitch

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A female !(cunt ,ex-wife,ex-girlfriend or bitch!)..who is confused and unhappy about her fucked up life after she left you and goes undercover .incognito. and loves to create drama!Because she did and can!..
Check it out you secret squirrel bitch! Save your lies and and Bullshit for one who gives a rats ass!
secret squirrel bitch by anonymous November 6, 2017
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