squirreled

to be dragged by one’s nutsack.

23M looking to get squirreled by a sugar daddy (grab my nuts)

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 16, 2019

squirreled

Getting completely distracted midstream from a task, project or conversation, usually by something unrelated, ridiculous or shiny. Derived from the scenes of the talking dog from Disney's Pixar movie UP!

"Hey did you finish looking over that presentation that's due tomorrow?"
"OMG, no, I got totally squirreled!"

by AuntieArte May 15, 2013

squirreled

stashed or pocketed; usually associated with prescription narcotics intended for immediate consumption.

I gave that bitch a vicodin and instead of eating it she squirreled it for later.

by genextrovert February 14, 2006

squirreled

when you post in a forum and notice after your submission that someone has been faster than you and squeezed in just above your reply

(edit: damn, got squirreled again by IwasFaster123)

by Cruncher February 09, 2006

squirreled

New Zealand slang for getting fucked (sexually).

Last night Robbie picked up Melani at a night club and took her back to his place where he squirreled her all night long.

by robbie March 10, 2005

squirreled

Getting really high from smoking weed.

We smoked a fat blunt and we were so squirreled.

by Squirrely Squirrel Squirreled May 01, 2012

squirreled

Displaying traits of a squirrel, i.e. furtive, high-strung motions, generally the result of ingesting an illicit substance or caffiene. Regional term in New York City and Ithaca, NY

"Dude, after that triple espresso, I was so squirreled!"

by M. Hermann May 28, 2005