squirreling

When two straight men take their pants off and tickle each-others nuts and the first one to get wood loses.

"I am the squirreling Champion!" - Jeremiah

or
"Wes and Jeremiah, stop squirreling! It's really not cool."

by bbcarolan October 23, 2012

squirreling

When during the act of sexual intercourse, the man places his testicles into the woman's anus, thus "squirreling" his nuts away for the winter.

"Oh man, I was totally squirreling your mom last night!"

by Nut T. Squirrel October 3, 2007

squirreling

Disrupting a casual drive with an abrupt press to the break, causing all passengers to shoot forward. The driver yells squirrel throughout the process, forging to have almost killed an innocent creature.

"Yoo how can i scare my friends?" "It's easy, try squirreling! It will scare the shit out of them!"

by Bridget1232424 August 29, 2011

squirreling

(v):The act of placing 2 or more ceramic squirrels between the rear and front tires of a car with the intent of revenge or for just unadulterated fun.
(n)squirrel-er, (adj)squirrel-y,

Brian went squirreling last night and squirreled the fuck out of those two hoes - they really had it coming.

by steeeeveo October 16, 2006

squirreling

to be on somebodys "nuts"
to be clingy

Son your girl be squirreling she stays calling you.

by drequin April 30, 2010

squirreling

Flailing and gyrating rapidly when in bed or when cuddling with another human.

Man, that little Carrie sure is squirreling one.

by Big Bad Diggity January 7, 2009

squirreling

To place entire nut sack in ones mouth.

When aproaching a group of women in a bar ask the group "is anyone up for some squirreling"

by mypenismighter April 16, 2008