Frienditude is a measurement of friendship, on a scale of 1-10, with the exception of 0 for people who are not friends at all. This simple ranking system can help create a pecking order amongst nerds.
"You have a definite frienditude of 7, my other friend only has a frienditude of 5..."
by Ophiuchus December 14, 2005
An adorably pure but secretly super kinky sex magick partner of the tantric arts that is legendarily beyond your wildest dreams.
by Ophiuchus January 28, 2020
This came from an online discussion where someone claimed their penis was short, but almost as wide in diameter, leading to questions of "you have a square penis?" before someone remarked "A Squenis?!" The word stuck from that point.
by Ophiuchus July 12, 2005