squeenis

A penis that is so similar in length and width, that it appears to be square.

John's squeenis could not go into Stacy's hole, because the square peg does not fit into the round hole.

by Never Let It Go September 25, 2005

squeenis

The act of squeezing a penis

"Bro, check out my squeenis right now."

by Reverend Revvy October 17, 2015

squeenis

A small square penis that is small and square and is a penis

Damn dude! Nice squeenis! (says sarcasticly)

by DoofNugget October 17, 2015

Squeenis

Penis squirrel

“Squeenis”
“Bro what”

by Garbage_bag September 3, 2021

Squeenis

A squishy penis. (Limp)

I was so drunk I couldn't get my squeenis hard. She sucked my wood until it was just a squeenis.

by Slang mang July 26, 2021

Squeezish

A softish hug given to special people for positive reasons.

He/She gave a squeezish to his/her friend.

by Ja'zz May 20, 2008

squeenix

In April of 2003, two large figureheads in gaming, Squaresoft and Enix, merged to make Square Enix.

Instead of wearing yourself out with that useless and silly extra syllable, you can slam the words together at a high speed in order to condense them into the word \"Squeenix\", and by my extensive testing, people will know what you\'re talking about, unless they have no idea who you are, or don\'t play video games.

\"Dude! I\'m so tired of companys that think they\'re better because they have two names instead of one!\" \"Dude! That\'s like, 6 companys, get over it.\" \"Yea, but what about Square Enix? You hear their name ALL THE FREAKING TIME!\" \"Ok, fine, then call them Squeenix.\" \"I\'d usually hit you with something, but I enjoy the word Squeak, and don\'t get to use it enough, so for once, I\'d be happy to compensate.\" \"Good, now help me set fire to my FFX-2 disc.\"

by DragonicUser April 26, 2005