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Alabama Squeezebox

An incestuous sex move where two brothers are pounding and throat-fucking their sister simultaneously from either side
"Hey, Cleetus how about we show Crystal the good ol' Alabama Squeezebox?"

"Sounds like a wonderful idea, Brother"

squeezebox 

Momma has a squeezebox she wears on her chest, when daddy comes home he doesn't get no rest, because they're playing all night. And the music's just right. Momma has a squeezebox and daddy doesn't sleep at night!
squeezebox by Alfie The Horndog March 30, 2006

squeezebox 

Suzie has a really nice squeezebox.
squeezebox by zippity doo October 6, 2017

rusty squeezebox 

A red hair vagina.

see "rusty squeezebox" by Smoove
That red head must have a rusty squeezebox!
rusty squeezebox by BTDBMT August 14, 2008

squeegebag 

window-washer slang for "noob"
-a novice at window-washing, one who does not know what they are doing.
All talk, no skill.
When Aaron Krupb used a rag to wipe down a window, we knew he was a squeegebag
squeegebag by FineShine55 August 4, 2008

Alabama Squeezebox

Coined from the animated film Rango, starring Johnny Depp, an Alabama Squeeze Box is when two men simultaneously perform bowel movements into both a woman's vagina and asshole.
"Hey chaps, lets do an Alabama Squeezebox on Susannah and then follow it up with some Space Dock Fondue!"

"I say, old fellow! That sound's positively delightful!"
Alabama Squeezebox by Serequel October 12, 2011