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shmeezebag

your ex girlfriend who sleeps with the entire jv soccer team is a shmeezebag.
by Dan the Impaler September 8, 2011
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skeezebag

The lowest form of "dirty-guys", skeezebags employ the worst pick-up lines while flaunting to badly sculpted metrosexual beards and body odour.
SB: Are those spacepants? Cuz' your ass is outta this world.
Normal Girl: Ew, do you hear this guy? What a skeezebag.
by Jenks October 10, 2005
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Skeezebag

The lowest of the lowlifes, these people don't have enough conscience, morals and decency to qualify as human beings. They lie, cheat and steal for their own greedy and disgusting benefit, damaging others in the process.

Practice social distancing around these so-called people long after the COVID-19 pandemic is ancient history.
The incumbent US President is the King of the Skeezebags.

Some skeezebag modeling agency scammed my little sister out of $5,000 - and she only has a bunch of lousy pictures to show for it.
by The Real Canadian April 28, 2020
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squeezebag

a man who moves on really fast with three women
Look at that squeezebag !!”
by qwerrtyol August 7, 2021
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Shleezbag

When your name is Ashley and you prefer people call you Shlee for many reasons (i.e. You used to hate the nicknames people gave you like Ashtray, Ashtard, ash hole, or dumbash. You were sick of the shortened name "Ash" especially when others around you had the same or similar names - like Ashten, Asher, Ashlynn, etc - because someone would say "hey Ash" and multiple people would respond only to realize someone you don't even know wasn't talking to you and it just feels awkward. Or when a teacher or anyone really would say "actually" and you were not fully attentive so you respond loudly "what" only to realize no one was talking to you at all so you just look dumb. So one day your little sister starts calling you shlee and you hate it at first but then it just somehow fits or maybe your sister just forcibly made everyone call you shlee and it grows on everyone and you accept it because at least no more "ash" related nicknames or humiliating moments will happen. And now everyone has made their own shlee nicknames for you like shleezball, Shleezbag, shleebuh, shleebee, shleeezy, shleeshlong, shleepee, shleezer, shleez, shayyyyyleeeeeee, shleeshloo, shleethead, shleester, shleenerdawg...or started saying "That's what - shlee - said" instead of "she" like the popular idiom from Wayne's world...so now you were most popularly called Ashtray as a child and became shleeziest shleezbag anyone has ever known.
Shleezbag is the coolest shleezball we know.
Shleezbag is her username on almost everything because she is shleezy like that.
by Shleezbag May 13, 2024
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Golf Sleezebag

Fuck boy who owns a golf that's is always fucked. With out fail will get his friends to fix it when it breaks
Golf Sleezebag .Oil oi

Friends . Stfu
by Fuck you finneran February 22, 2017
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