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splatfest 

A monthly tournament in the game Splatoon. Each participant must choose a team, for example, spongebob vs. Patrick. The tournament is region-specific, thus America and European countries do not have to compete with the vast hoard of ninja Japanese players from hell. The reward for winning is a bunch if snails and a mother and father who say they are proud of you but weep in the night
Yo, you getting in on the splatfest this weekend?

Nah, I smashed my Wii U after losing 300-0 to some Japanese dudes.
splatfest by binky bojangles May 31, 2016

double-sided dutch squirtfest 

When you intensely hook a woman in the vagina with one hand to make her squirt and with the other hand pull her head on your dick to deepthroat her profoundly until she starts puking on your dick, creating the ripple effect of making her vagina contract even more and discharge an even more massive amount of liquid
Your sister was a bit tense yesterday, after a good session of double-sided dutch squirtfest she felt much more releived...

squatpertunity 

The instance or opertunity to squat.
I think this is a squatpertunity!
squatpertunity by Lillyb13 June 6, 2016

slutfest 

A gathering of sluts....who services everyone there...no preference to gender
Hey Feaky F....there is a slutfest over on 5th Street...check it out..
slutfest by sweetzsug January 18, 2005

squadcest 

to have sexual intercourse or make out with a member of your squad
Monica and Chandler from Friends totally committed squadcest in London
squadcest by pepperoninips November 23, 2014

Squeakfest 

A squeakfest is pretty much any social media website where all people squeak constantly non-stop about unimportant stuff while getting too emo about it.

Big obvious squeakfests are Twitter, Reddit, and Facebook to name a few.
Tom: Twitter claims to be a diverse all-inclusive website, but everyone on it is an emo squeaker. I don't get what's diverse about that when everyone on it is just squeaking non-stop. Point to me one Twitter account of someone who is not a squeaker!
David: I cannot! I'd have to go on Twitter squeaking to do so. I'm not a squeaker either, so no dice! Twitter is definitely a squeakfest!
Squeakfest by OffBeatDrummer March 20, 2022
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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