splatfest

A monthly tournament in the game Splatoon. Each participant must choose a team, for example, spongebob vs. Patrick. The tournament is region-specific, thus America and European countries do not have to compete with the vast hoard of ninja Japanese players from hell. The reward for winning is a bunch if snails and a mother and father who say they are proud of you but weep in the night

Yo, you getting in on the splatfest this weekend?

Nah, I smashed my Wii U after losing 300-0 to some Japanese dudes.

by binky bojangles May 31, 2016

Splatfest

A splatfest is where you pick a side and do turf wars to decide which one is better!

Person 1:Hey! What side are you on in the splatfest? I'm on Cake
Person 2: Nice! I'm on side ice cream!

by Evilsquid_ April 14, 2022

Slayfest

(n.) A period of time consisting of complete and uncontrolled slaying of a girl (or guy), usually following the end of a serious relationship

Savage 1: Yo bro my girl and I just broke up after 2 years together
Savage 2: Time to go on a slayfest then dude!!

by C the Savage October 19, 2016

splatstick

Used to describe a motion picture with a suitably healthy dose of humor and gore. Derived from splatter (for blood) and slapstick (for comedy.

If you witness a flick were an arm gets cut off and gives the finger afterwards, or a priest kung fu kicks the heads off a bunch of zombies (as in Dead Alive-) those are prime instances of splatstick at its finest.

by Mike Falcigno October 18, 2003

slutfest

A gathering of sluts....who services everyone there...no preference to gender

Hey Feaky F....there is a slutfest over on 5th Street...check it out..

by sweetzsug January 18, 2005

saltfest

A specific time or situation in which a person is very salty or upset about something that has occured to them or affects them. It also might be a time period when someone is very ornery and impatient.

Mike: Hey, man. What did you get on that Trig test?

Pete: A 42. It's going to bring my average way down. It sucks!

Mike: Bet you're having a saltfest.

by Abbie Hicks June 16, 2008

Sprayfest

Invented by a male for pro-male vocabulary.....to salute or honor your kitten by spraying or shooting massive amounts of cum...once...twice...constant...

An amazing and cum inducing fuck session.....word can also be used for an amazing group sex session....

"she was unreal....i had a major sprayfest...."

"usually that swinger/group thing is kinda lame, but last nite we were in the middle of a fuckin' sprayfest."

by The Loveman December 12, 2009