squatpertunity 

The instance or opertunity to squat.

I think this is a squatpertunity!

squatpertunity by Lillyb13 June 6, 2016

squatpertunity 

Any given time a person is able to do squats.

This is the perfect squatpertunity!

squatpertunity by Lillybilly13 September 13, 2016

squandertunity 

The act of squandering an opportunity.

Typically used in disc golf: "If I could have made that birdie putt I'd have gotten a stroke back on Jimmy. What a squandertunity."

squandertunity by Dano Olson October 11, 2009