snurtfest 

Someone who exceeds excellence in the highest form given by intuition. They take grace and elegance to an extreme but in the laziest form. You can see them posted up fiending for some coins at your local thai restaurant- or you can also see them shred some guitar or bass or fuck it some drums as well. Basically, in other words, it's your hipsters wet dream.

Raquél: Yo, your boyfriend is snurtfest as fuck.
Sarah: Haha, the fuck you tyrna say?

Raquél: I don't know girl, saw him outside gathering change now he's giving me a gnarly show.

Sarah: Yeeee

snurtfest by doobiereems December 3, 2016

Snorefest 

A very boring person, event or occasion

There's no way I'm coming to the Chelsea game. It'll be a complete snorefest.

Did you go to the party last weekend? It was a snorefest of epic proportions.

Snorefest by nader0102 October 2, 2008

double-sided dutch squirtfest 

When you intensely hook a woman in the vagina with one hand to make her squirt and with the other hand pull her head on your dick to deepthroat her profoundly until she starts puking on your dick, creating the ripple effect of making her vagina contract even more and discharge an even more massive amount of liquid

Your sister was a bit tense yesterday, after a good session of double-sided dutch squirtfest she felt much more releived...

double-sided dutch squirtfest by jerome612 May 4, 2017

snotfest 

A collective term for when a group of people (e.g. family, work colleagues) who are co-located suffer from a bad cold that results in copious sneezing and excessive nasal mucus.

Basically, a festival of snot.

We were supposed to go to Alton Towers at the weekend but the family had a snotfest so we had to cancel.

snotfest by tony21 January 4, 2008

slutfest 

A gathering of sluts....who services everyone there...no preference to gender

Hey Feaky F....there is a slutfest over on 5th Street...check it out..

slutfest by sweetzsug January 18, 2005

Snurtlesaurus 

A Snurtlesaurus is a mix between a snake, a turtle, and a stegosaurus. Snurtlesauri are multi-colored, with the most common color as green or purple. The call of a Snurtlesaurus is a very distinct "SNiRT." If you do happen to see one in the wild, do not harm it, because there only two left on this planet.

We saw a wild Snurtlesaurus today.

Snurtlesaurus by TK1224 April 20, 2015

Smarmy Little Snarkfest

A very ornery, haughty, or arrogant person. Someone who is always sarcastic, or thinks they are the shit.

That girl Devan is such a smarmy little snarkfest. She's always giving me sass.

Smarmy Little Snarkfest by potatoking June 17, 2010