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Squeakfest 

A squeakfest is pretty much any social media website where all people squeak constantly non-stop about unimportant stuff while getting too emo about it.

Big obvious squeakfests are Twitter, Reddit, and Facebook to name a few.
Tom: Twitter claims to be a diverse all-inclusive website, but everyone on it is an emo squeaker. I don't get what's diverse about that when everyone on it is just squeaking non-stop. Point to me one Twitter account of someone who is not a squeaker!
David: I cannot! I'd have to go on Twitter squeaking to do so. I'm not a squeaker either, so no dice! Twitter is definitely a squeakfest!
Squeakfest by OffBeatDrummer March 20, 2022
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squeakret 

A fart shared clandestinely with the 2 or 3 people closest to you in a crowded room.

A fart shared in private with one you love.
Husband to Wife:

"I feel so close to you - I'm so glad we can share everything with one another."

Wife to Husband:

"Yes, dear, but even though we're married, do we really need to share ALL our squeakrets?"
squeakret by vsugar August 16, 2009
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A group of college girls peeing in a bush after a fraternity party at Radford University!
Two bodaciously shitarded girls find a bush after a fraternity party....and they are accomponied by their sorority sisters for a squatfest.
squatfest by Platinum Grill March 11, 2006

squeaknet 

The bottom of IRC networks. Filled with Gay Niggers who spend time on there getting eachother off.
Squeaknet does not get over being owned
squeaknet by Solo Net December 1, 2003

Squeakles 

A pussy bitch who is whipped and will do anything for his master including sucking her cock for her.
person one- yo wanna go smoke a blunt

person two- nah man im gonna go chill with my girl.

person one- man stop bein such a Squeakles u BITCHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Squeakles by Atlman18 July 27, 2010

SqueakyStern 

A clown 🤡🤡
Nobody:

SqueakyStern: *clown noises*
SqueakyStern by DankMaymer June 5, 2019