squatchie

Having a cooter that is especially hairy, much like that of a Sasquatch.

I need to shave my squatchie, look at this thing!

by Robert Turner January 29, 2003

Squatcho

The new fetch. It's the button on top of a hat, essentially the bee's knees...Bitchin, you know what I mean.

Aubree - "Yo, how was your weekend bro?"

Bri - "It was utterly bitchin"

Ian - "Dude, do you mean Squatcho? Bitchin was so last week."

by SE Beast September 1, 2014

Squanching

The act where one hangs himself and masturbates simultaneously.

Alex loves to go squanching at noon.

by Jenna Viano August 13, 2015

Squanching

A rick and morty term that is used when you hang yourself and ejacuate at the same time!

Hey what are you doing I am squanching In here. Rick: sorry man my bad but can I join in.

by Rob smitch January 21, 2019

squatch taco

The pubic area of a woman which is extremely hairy and unkept. Usually found in the months immediately following winter.

Corey (At the beach): Yo Warren, check out the squatch taco on that girl over there.
Warren (Also at the beach): Wow, looks like she has Bob Ross' head in a leg lock.

by Tbonepgh August 3, 2016

Squatcher

One who hunts for or is a fan of Sasquatch, Bigfoot, Yeti and other hairy hominids

I haven't seen Kyle in weeks. He's been up in Oregon hunting Bigfoot. He's such a Squatcher

by dw6245 December 19, 2009

Squatchcock

Originally derived from "Sasquatch cock" to describe a particularly large phalus, this word has evolved into a general descriptive word to describe anything offensive in smell, sight, or touch.

balls stank nasty

Nina: "Ugh, have you ever smelled Jack?"
Jessica: "Oh my god, yeah. He smells like straight squatchcock. He needs to take a shower"

by Jess and Nina May 15, 2016