Squatcho

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The new fetch. It's the button on top of a hat, essentially the bee's knees...Bitchin, you know what I mean.

Aubree - "Yo, how was your weekend bro?"

Bri - "It was utterly bitchin"

Ian - "Dude, do you mean Squatcho? Bitchin was so last week."

Squatcho by SE Beast September 1, 2014

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Squatcho

The Hispanic cousin of the illusive Sasquatch, can only really be told apart from Sasquatch by the sombrero he wears and is often spotted eating nachos at the 7-11.

I seen Squatcho while we were getting gas at the 7-11! i thought it was Sasquatch but the sombrero and plate of nachos gave him away

Squatcho by mean_fingrr October 11, 2010

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Related Words

Squatcho • Squatch • Squatchy • squatching • Squancho • Squatchin' • Squatched • squatcha • Squatch Crotch • Squatch'd

squatch taco

The pubic area of a woman which is extremely hairy and unkept. Usually found in the months immediately following winter.

Corey (At the beach): Yo Warren, check out the squatch taco on that girl over there.
Warren (Also at the beach): Wow, looks like she has Bob Ross' head in a leg lock.

squatch taco by Tbonepgh August 3, 2016

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Squatcher

One who hunts for or is a fan of Sasquatch, Bigfoot, Yeti and other hairy hominids

I haven't seen Kyle in weeks. He's been up in Oregon hunting Bigfoot. He's such a Squatcher

Squatcher by dw6245 December 19, 2009

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Squatchcock

Originally derived from "Sasquatch cock" to describe a particularly large phalus, this word has evolved into a general descriptive word to describe anything offensive in smell, sight, or touch.

balls stank nasty

Nina: "Ugh, have you ever smelled Jack?"
Jessica: "Oh my god, yeah. He smells like straight squatchcock. He needs to take a shower"

Squatchcock by Jess and Nina May 15, 2016

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pappin the squatch

To grab a browneye while rattling a youngster

I was total pappin the squatch last night.
I papped her squatch
i would pap your squatch real real hard

pappin the squatch by Ross Chisholm November 19, 2007

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Squatch

The patchy hair that grows on the nape of the neck where hairline begins to fade away.

The squatch is often messy in appearance, due to the thinner, patchy hair, and trimmed away to provide a sharper hairline on the back of the neck.

“Hey man you need a haircut. Your squatch is looking pretty bad.”

“Hey babe, can you give me a squatch rub?”

Squatch by MaGiC48x January 13, 2022

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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