Squashin'

An addiction to the vegetable squash and / or its delicious seeds. Squashin' involves eating so much squash that ones' lips begin to blister and peel. Once referred to as a gateway produce, its apparent that squash is clearly now on the level of other produstimulants such as kiwi and cherry tomatoes.

"Hey man, have you noticed that Scott has been acting a bit weird lately, but has never looked so fit?"
"Yeah, that nigga be squashin' like every night. Maybe it's time for an intervention."

Squashin' by StrangerThanFigChin January 17, 2018

Squashin'

To be so hairy and/or needing a shave, that you are like Sasquatch.

Crystal: "Are you going to let Tyrone go down on you tonight?"
Shaniquah: "Hell no, I haven't shaved. I'm squashin'."

Squashin' by cutecourters December 5, 2012

Trap Squashin 

Trap squashin in the act of obtaining a female partner and demolishing her fanny pack into smitherines.

Will: Hey Rob, did you end up going to poundtown with Flori last night?
Rob: Nah even better! Dude I was Trap Squashin till 8 in the moanin!!
Will: Man what a great way to end your night getting your squash on!

Trap Squashin by WillRob February 11, 2010

Squashify 

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Yesterday I got a 100K hit using Squashify

Squashify by Squashify December 22, 2020

squashling

What results from planting a squash seed that germinates. A baby squash plant.

This spring i've grown a fine crop of squashlings, hopefully they will grow up to produce squashlets that will produce nice big squash that we will enjoy eating.

squashling by Old Dog Zero One September 19, 2022

soft squishing 

Verb: to have sex without an erection

"Hey, you hear about David and Megan?
Yeah, he's impotent so he ended up soft squishing it"

soft squishing by Mrspud97 May 15, 2015

squishing my tits 

Female version of the more common busting my balls; When somebody is bitching at you for no good reason or nagging at you to do something you don't want to do.

I had absolutely nothing to wear, so stop squishing my tits on those shopping expenditures.

squishing my tits by -Mouse- December 23, 2011