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To squish with ur Squishee. It can mean anything from something dirty and sexy to something totally innocent such as hanging out, smiling, or being squishy in general. However acquiring someone to call squishee(which is needed to actually squish with) is a hard task. This is because they have to be totally amazing and be able to squish whenever!
Whats up squishee? Are u squishin today? You know thats right im totally squishin!
squishin by Holliepop and Johnny K December 29, 2007
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1. A verb: havaing intercourse with an extremely unattractive person, referred to as a squish. This type of sex is passionless and usually involves putting a bag over the "squish's" head.
I need to shower immediately. I was squishin last night and I feel disgusting!
squishin by indiana02genius February 4, 2010

squishin' 

a term used for when a girl gets instantly wet over something or someone in real life or in a movie/tv show.
Man, Im squishin now that Brad is here. (female)

Yeah, when I walk in bitches be squishin'. (male)

Oh damn! Squish! (female)
squishin' by micvin September 29, 2008

Squishin’ Squawk

The insertion of the head and/or upper torso of any large bird into a humans rectum. Then the person that inserted aforementioned bird into rectum, proceeds to fuck the bird further up the other mans ass until it is fully inserted.
Add cranberry sauce for desired effect.
So I was out squishin’ squawk last thanksgiving with my fellow poultry enthusiasts and ended up with salmonella infection in my urinary tract.

cushion-squishin 

Cushion-squishin is the act of filling a latex glove with pudding (flavor of your choice) and then wedging it between two couch cushions and fucking it for all it's worth.
Honey pick up more pudding on the way home cause I used the rest cushion-squishin last night.
cushion-squishin by Docktastic December 10, 2010

Squishification 

The Sigmoid function is a mathematical function having a characteristic "S"-shaped curve or sigmoid curve.

When the sigmoid function is used in AI Neural networks to calculate bias within the layers of a Neural network this function is repeated and calculated for each neuron. The function must be simplified (or squished) to result in a usable function that can be used to program an AI software program.
In order to simplify the use of these functions, sigmoid function weights and activations are organized into columns into vectors resulting in a matrix vector product which will be the bias vector, as a final step the sigmoid is wrapped around the vector function. The results of these vectors can be symbolically represented in a simplified function, which then can be used to communicate the full transition of activations from one layer of the neural network to the next in a Squishified Sigmoid function.
the bias is in effect prior to the Sigmoid function’s ‘squishification’.
Squishification by Archii May 7, 2019

Squissing 

Squatting and pissing at the same time. Mainly done by inebriated females in bar parking lots, drive ways, bushes or near an IHOP, Waffle House or Denny's in the tri-state area.
"Look at that drunk ho squissing in my yard!"
"She got so drunk, she squissed on Dan's cat cause she thought it was a rug!"
"Hey baby, hold up cause I gotta squiss behind this tree."
Squissing by Rala January 18, 2009
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