Squashie

When one's self finds that he/she wont make it to the toilet and sits down to camouflage the fact that they've shit themselves thus resulting in the faeces being squashed in the underwear.

You: man i'll never make it to the toilet.

Me: You're going to have to settle for a squashie my friend.

by Roondawg March 9, 2009

Squashie

A derogatory name for someone who plays squash.
Particularly those who are loud, needy, and snide.

There were a couple people playing squash today and acting like true squashies.

by Gymgal June 9, 2021

Squashie

A person who has very sharp sunburn lines; they look like the sweet: squashies.

‘Mate you look like a squashie’
‘Yeah, I forgot to put suncream on at the beach’

by Squidmuncher7 July 1, 2023

Squashify

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Yesterday I got a 100K hit using Squashify

by Squashify December 22, 2020

squashlet

A very young squash, grown from a squashling.

I have a nice crop of squashlets, with luck they will mature into nice big squash that we can eat.

by Old Dog Zero One September 19, 2022

Squashed Rat

When a male presses his entire genitalia against a transparent, hard surface such as a window or a CD case. The resulting visual resembles a rat that has been crushed to death.
It is like mooning someone except with a dick and balls.

Pressing your junk against a window looks like a squashed rat.

by Scoopalone June 27, 2014

Squashed Squirrel

When a man takes his unit, balls and all, and tucks it between his legs so the back half looks like two feet and a tail of a squirrel.

Bob pulled a Squashed Squirrel at a family gathering and hasn't been invited back since.

by ratatatooie January 18, 2009