Squashie

When one's self finds that he/she wont make it to the toilet and sits down to camouflage the fact that they've shit themselves thus resulting in the faeces being squashed in the underwear.

You: man i'll never make it to the toilet.

Me: You're going to have to settle for a squashie my friend.

by Roondawg March 09, 2009

Squashy

A nice, fat bottomed girl, one with a sweet behind.

'She's a squashy like Marilyn, I'd tap that'

by Fillio August 09, 2009

Squashy

A fat person. A chubby person. Somthing chubby. Somthing or someone squishy.
Example: A squishy dog.
How to pronounce: (Scwow-she)

That's a squashy dog.

by qwaack July 12, 2019

Squashy

A cool guy that sometimes smells like squash.

Man, Paul is such a Squashy!

by notgoony November 05, 2013

Squishy Squashy

When an individual forms a hole into playdoh and/or silly putty and proceeds to have sexual intercourse with it.

Fred: "Hey, did you see where my playdoh went?"

Tom: "Yeah man.. Johnny used it for a squishy squashy"

by SquishSquash&Co. October 15, 2010

squashy as

Someone who goes by the name of Spandex.

Don't worry spandex! Ex lax will keep this a secret...

"I ain't no squashy as! You be a squashy as!"

by Squashy As April 06, 2008

Squashies

A female with usually large squashable breasts

"ooh, look at your big squashies"

by TheFerociousMercenary June 19, 2017