square root of -1

Something to compare a lie to because the square root of -1 doesn't exist.

You: "My girlfriend is having a party at her house tonight"
Me: "What is her address, square root of -1 Bootleg Boulevard?"

square root of -1 by JOHNNY BIANCHINO August 10, 2021

Square Root of a Pinecone 

The square root of a pinecone is an acorn. This is because pinecones are made from acorns. Around 3-4 of them make a pinecone. This is done by putting them into a crafting table; the result comes out with a pinecone. Just be aware that the bisectors are unstable in the reactors from the perpendicularity of the pineconium.

What is the square root of pinecone?
Uh can you clarify that question?
What is the square root of a pinecone?

Square Root of a Pinecone by LoserCringe August 29, 2019

square root of 69 

is 8-something.

proved by Drake & Google Calculator.

well, the square root of 69 is actually 8.30662386292 to be precise.

square root of 69 by hashtag hashbrowns 360 June 13, 2013

Square Root of Jack Shit 

Absolutely Nothing. See Square Root of Fuck-All , Square Root of Sweet Fuck All and fuck-all squared.

"He knows absolutely the square root of jack shit about food and cooking."
- James May, Former presenter of Top Gear UK, on Richard Hammond.

Square Root of Jack Shit by [e-mail] April 30, 2016

Square Root of Fuck-All 

Phrase meaning "absolutely nothing." Same as Fuck-All Squared

"So, what've you been up to these days?" "Square root of fuck-all since I got laid off."

Square Root of Fuck-All by Alexandra July 28, 2004

square root of sweet fuck all 

Even less than sweet fuck all.

1: I've got about the square root of sweet fuck all beer in this place.

square root of sweet fuck all by Aspirex November 17, 2005

Square Root of 69 

The square root of 69, to the last decimal place, with no remainder, is 8.306623862918075.

Drake: Damn, I finally worked it out Ri.
Rihanna: What?
Drake: The square root of 69 is 8.306623862918075
Rihanna: I'm done with you, Drake. I'm going to Live My Life.

Square Root of 69 by elefante192 March 15, 2015