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A derivation of going number two wherein the excrement is not fully expelled; turtling; sharting.
John: Kelly, what's that smell? Did you go number 2?

Kelly: No, my brutha, that was the square root of two. Sweet mother of pearl, that was a stinky square root of two.
by SweetMotherOfPearl July 01, 2011
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