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reverse pantsing

A rare situation in a game of eight ball. The first player or team must first of all have the second team one ball away from losing pants down; i.e. the first team must have potted all of their balls except for the black ball, and the second team must have all seven of their balls left on the table. If the second team then comes back from this position to win the game, the first team is reverse pantsed, and must suffer the same penalty as regulation pants down, namely to walk around the table with their pants down (or skirt up).

Note that reverse pantsing only occurs when the team pots all seven of their balls and the black ball to win. If the team who was almost pants down wins because the other team followed the black ball with the cue ball, reverse-pantsing does not apply.
Dang, haven't seen a reverse pantsing like that in a while.
by Aspirex November 17, 2005
mugGet the reverse pantsingmug.

munt

To chunder specifically due to binge drinking, and most often of beer. The best munt is mainly beer, with a few chunks within.
I munted on your head because it was funny and we were drunk.
by Aspirex December 28, 2005
mugGet the muntmug.

bag of marijuana

Slang term for boogie-board, surfboard, or any other type of wave-riding board. Reference to the Schapelle Corby case, in which Schapelle Corby failed miserably in an attempt to smuggle marijuana into Indonesia in a boogie-board bag.
Nice bag of marijuana you've got on your roof-rack.
by Aspirex November 19, 2005
mugGet the bag of marijuanamug.

Goon Door

House party game: one door in the house - often the most direct route to the toilets, assuming that there is another, less direct one available - is designated to be the goon door. Any person who passes through it, either by accident or by being pushed, is punished by having to perform a nine-second goon layback.
1: (Passes through the goon door)
Everyone else: (Yells) GOON DOOR!
1: (Does goon layback)
by Aspirex November 17, 2005
mugGet the Goon Doormug.

sweet fuck all

1: I've done sweet fuck all study for this exam.
by Aspirex November 17, 2005
mugGet the sweet fuck allmug.

Cabin Boy

Under Pirate Rules, the least pleasant person to be. The Cabin Boy must do whatever other pirates tells him to do. The position of Cabin Boy is randomly conferred upon different people by mob consensus.
Pirate 1: Argh! Heartily consume this quart of rum, then go and pick up that large, ugly wench.
Cabin Boy: Yes sir.
by Aspirex December 26, 2005
mugGet the Cabin Boymug.

seppo

A person from the Australian state of New South Wales; used as slang derogatory by Victorians and Queenslanders.

Explanation: The three eastern states of Australia are Queensland in the north, Victoria in the south, and New South Wales between them. They are colloquially seen as being Canada, Mexico and the USA respectively. Since seppo is a slang term for American (see above definitions), it becomes a slang term for a New South Welshman.
Victorian: The damn seppos won the 2005 AFL premiership.
by Aspirex April 8, 2006
mugGet the seppomug.

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