munt

To chunder specifically due to binge drinking, and most often of beer. The best munt is mainly beer, with a few chunks within.

I munted on your head because it was funny and we were drunk.

by Aspirex December 28, 2005

bag of marijuana

Slang term for boogie-board, surfboard, or any other type of wave-riding board. Reference to the Schapelle Corby case, in which Schapelle Corby failed miserably in an attempt to smuggle marijuana into Indonesia in a boogie-board bag.

Nice bag of marijuana you've got on your roof-rack.

by Aspirex November 19, 2005

square root of sweet fuck all

Even less than sweet fuck all.

1: I've got about the square root of sweet fuck all beer in this place.

by Aspirex November 17, 2005

Jill Singer

Australian "commentator" from the loony left whose articles can be found in the Herald Sun, among other newspapers and forums. Her articles generally consist of an initial contention, and then half a page of waffle which somehow blames the Liberal/National Coalition or the US for the problem. Articles often go well beyond the proverbial 'six degrees of separation' before eventually making a vague link.

Jill Singer: There was a tsunami in the Indian Ocean, causing millions of dollars of damage to Thailand, Indonesia, Sri Lanka, etc, and killing thousands. Blah blah blah blah blah. And that's why the tsunami is specifically the fault of George W. Bush.

by Aspirex November 20, 2005

I Drink, You Drink

Fairly self-explanatory drinking game. One person says 'I drink,' and takes a drink. They then say 'you drink' to the second player. The second player replies by saying 'I drink,' taking a drink, and returning the favour with a call of 'you drink.' The game continues until you're out of beer.

1: I drink, you drink.
2: I drink, you drink.
Et caetera.

by Aspirex November 18, 2005

bill buckner

In any sport, to have the ball accidentally roll between one's legs, based upon the famous error in Game 6 of the 1986 World Series.

The Baggers scored the goal after Darren got Bill Buckner-ed by the footy.

by Aspirex December 26, 2005

poofter stick

The spider, as used in a game of pool (it's like a cue except with a plastic X on the end) which is used for making shots where it is difficult to lean across the table. Called the poofter stick, as it takes the easy way out.

By convention, if a player uses the poofter stick and fails to sink their shot, then the stick is automatically named after that player. Their name remains attached to the stick until another player misses a shot.

Craig: Ball's too far away. I'm gonna use the poofter stick.

(He misses the shot; later)

Bill: Pass the Craig Stick.

by Aspirex November 17, 2005