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Helicopter! Blaarrrghgghhagh.
by Aspirex December 28, 2005
Get the helicopter mug.The penalty for losing a game of 8-ball (standard pool) without potting a single ball is to walk around the table with one's pants down (or skirt up), according to official pub rules. This counts for any loss, including accidental sinking of the eight ball.
by Aspirex December 26, 2005
Get the pants down mug.The spider, as used in a game of pool (it's like a cue except with a plastic X on the end) which is used for making shots where it is difficult to lean across the table. Called the poofter stick, as it takes the easy way out.
By convention, if a player uses the poofter stick and fails to sink their shot, then the stick is automatically named after that player. Their name remains attached to the stick until another player misses a shot.
By convention, if a player uses the poofter stick and fails to sink their shot, then the stick is automatically named after that player. Their name remains attached to the stick until another player misses a shot.
Craig: Ball's too far away. I'm gonna use the poofter stick.
(He misses the shot; later)
Bill: Pass the Craig Stick.
(He misses the shot; later)
Bill: Pass the Craig Stick.
by Aspirex November 17, 2005
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by Aspirex December 28, 2005
Get the munt mug.In any sport, to have the ball accidentally roll between one's legs, based upon the famous error in Game 6 of the 1986 World Series.
by Aspirex December 26, 2005
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Jill Singer: There was a tsunami in the Indian Ocean, causing millions of dollars of damage to Thailand, Indonesia, Sri Lanka, etc, and killing thousands. Blah blah blah blah blah. And that's why the tsunami is specifically the fault of George W. Bush.
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