Squanson, referring to the words squeeze and johnson, is the act of anal sex with the intention of squeezing out the johnson with the sphincter. I.E. Pooping out someone's dick.
by Detective D-slam May 27, 2008
Splonald Squanson is a man who walks through life not knowing where he may rest his head. But as long as he has his mixture of illicit drugs, he will be ok.
This man also may smell of carrots, and will have a creamy demeanor about him. You've been warned.
Member of the Dean Koontz family tree.
This man also may smell of carrots, and will have a creamy demeanor about him. You've been warned.
Member of the Dean Koontz family tree.
by Hank Boontz May 5, 2021