squanson 

Squanson, referring to the words squeeze and johnson, is the act of anal sex with the intention of squeezing out the johnson with the sphincter. I.E. Pooping out someone's dick.

Laura was surprised when I stuck it in her ass and she tried to squanson me.

squanson by Detective D-slam May 27, 2008

Splonald Squanson

Splonald Squanson is a man who walks through life not knowing where he may rest his head. But as long as he has his mixture of illicit drugs, he will be ok.

This man also may smell of carrots, and will have a creamy demeanor about him. You've been warned.

Member of the Dean Koontz family tree.

"You're a real Splonald Squanson."

"Guzuntite."

Splonald Squanson by Hank Boontz May 4, 2021

Suansonfon 

A really nice looking “toto” a.k.a pussy. Dominicans tend to usually scream SUANSONFON prior to ejaculating.”

“Damn stacey thats a beautiful SUANSONFON! Like wow!”
“Mamaciata dont stop…oh,…oh SUANSONFON”
“All i want to eat is SUANSONFON in my life“

Suansonfon by DIRTY FILTHY MAX August 11, 2022