squandom 

A word used in derogatory terms meaning anything to confuse or annoy those being it used upon.

"Don't make me squandom you upside the face."
"I squandomed your mom all night."
"I'll squandom your friend Amanda any day of the week."

squandom by Phantom9013 September 22, 2007

Squondom 

Squirrel condom, to prevent squaids (Squach I V)

Sock your squock before you rock. Use a Squondom

Squondom by Batmannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn July 11, 2010

squandog

The term originates from Vinesauce twitch chat.
1. A person who frequently squanders their opportunities.
2. An act of squandering an opportunity or important resource such as one's time.

Also a funny twitch emote featuring a red dog from Earthbound 64.

Jane: You had a month to study for your test, still you only did it the night before and failed.
Jill: Yeah, I'm a total squandog.

OR
Jill: Yeah, that was a squandog on my part.

squandog by SodiJerk January 24, 2018

squandool 

nothing, [squat, diddlysquat, nada, jack shit

Are you kidding? He doesn't know squandool about engines.

squandool by Celtic Cruiser November 18, 2011

squandromat

A greedy-casino-type public clothes-washing establishment where the coin-operated machines are all "rigged in The House's favor" --- the bill-changer mis-feeds/jams/malfunctions frequently and thus does not always dispense "equal" change, the detergent-dispensers contain nearly-empty boxes of soap-powder, the washers' coin-counters merely "swallow" or "ignore" any extra change if you accidentally put in too much, the super-costly "double-loader" and "triple-loader" washers are not actually large enough to accommodate two or three times the laundry of a regular single-load machine, the washers run for a ridiculously short time, the driers are set at too low a temperature and/or spin too slowly to dry your clothes so quickly/thoroughly as they should for the run-time you paid for, all of the machines' timers "advance" or "count down" slightly too rapidly and thus do not actually provide all of the stated run-time, etc. --- and so people hafta squander small fortunes there just to wash their clothes.

I would much prefer to just pay my elderly neighbors a few bucks occasionally to let me wash my laundry in their machine --- and then hang it out myself on my clotheslines to let the sun dry it for free --- rather than paying a fortune at the local squandromats.

squandromat by QuacksO July 10, 2018

Squanomo 

Squanomo is true ledge and native of the finest homestead on West Hancock Avenue formally known as the Hictory Predicament. With his six string in one hand he dishes vodka sodies at Dusty Saloon down the road. Arch nemesis is the midnight joneser and is banned from the state of Arizona. Will buy a bus and follow around Widespread Panic when he graduates like a true wookie.

Holy shit is that squanomo

me: yep

Damn hes a legend

Squanomo by Oaktree71152 March 19, 2019