sqiffy

To be drunk

Man im so squiffy

by James October 23, 2003

Squiffy Time

The appointed time of a day to consume numerous alcoholic beverages to the point of inebriation.

What time is it? It's quarter to squiffy time.

by mphl March 10, 2009

sniffy dust

Cocaine or drugs.
Swedish Youtuber RoomieOfficial uses it to describe cocaine or addictive substances.

Joel (RoomieOfficial): "Whoever wrote the Swedish script..is on sniffy dust"

by xtinax3lilo October 23, 2020

stiffy flapping

Combining Viagra and Redbul and having sex in order to increase intensity and the length of sexual encounters.

That girls walking like she was stiffy flapping all night last night.

by JakeMontana February 12, 2017

blicky got the stiffy

A handgun with an extended clip. Blicky is New York slang for a handgun, Stiffy is New York slang for an extended clip.

"Niggas iffy, uh, Blicky got the stiffy, uh Got the blicky, uh, drum it holds fifty, uh" -6IX9INE

by xxbkytz January 26, 2018

smiffy

a small penis with ginger pubes which gay people prefer to a big penis

i have a smiffy and joel dennis likes to suck on it

by Poo Eater February 21, 2005

Sniffy-Puff

A Southern West Virginia term coined in 2020 for doing a "hot rail" of methamphetamine; Specifically when doing one with your significant other and blowing it into their mouth right before having immensely wonderful, drug fueled, super hot, sex in doggy style so you both can "tweak and geek" out the window during the 4-6 hour sexual marathon you are about to enjoy. It is also a great way to get super high pretty dang quickly when doing Sniffy-Puffs with friends.. just don't blow it into their mouth unless you are down to get real freaky and geeky with them. Sniffy-Puffs are the ideal way to do this drug (next to shooting up of course, duh!) for the ultimately authentic *Junkies in Love* experience any real drug addict could only ever dream of. Sniffy-Puffs will change your life, God Diggity Dang It! So remember kids, Don't do drugs... Without me.

"Daddy, can you get a Sniffy-Puff ready for me back there so I can bang your brains out while we watch the bush monkeys out in the back yard that are always hiding in the trees?"

"Oh course I can, BabyDoll! I just gotta make sure the shadow people in the bedroom are gonna act right tonight so we can get to boinking! Let's get high as giraffe p*ssy, God Diggity Dang It!"

by Fry-Pie November 8, 2020