3 definitions by Fry-Pie
The perfectly diverse insult and/or pet name to call someone out of anger OR love.
The best way I can define it is:
No one likes a cockbite, even if you don't have a cock to bite.. It's the principle.
Sister is being a bitch? What a cockbite.
Boyfriend does something utterly hilarious but also slightly dickies? You're such a cockbite. (But make sure you smile when you say it so he knows that you are joking and mean it out of love!)
The best way I can define it is:
No one likes a cockbite, even if you don't have a cock to bite.. It's the principle.
Sister is being a bitch? What a cockbite.
Boyfriend does something utterly hilarious but also slightly dickies? You're such a cockbite. (But make sure you smile when you say it so he knows that you are joking and mean it out of love!)
Your sister is being a bitch bc she stole your favorite shoes to go get dicked down by dumbass Chad in the Walmarts parking lot? "Dude you are such a fucking a cockbite and I stg I'm beating your ass as soon as mom goes to work.. AND I ALREADY FUCKED CHAD IN LIKE MAY."
Boyfriend does something utterly hilarious but also slightly dick-ish? "Babe you're such an effing cockbite... But you're my favorite cockbite." (But make sure you smile when you say it so he knows that you are joking and mean it out of love!)
Boyfriend does something utterly hilarious but also slightly dick-ish? "Babe you're such an effing cockbite... But you're my favorite cockbite." (But make sure you smile when you say it so he knows that you are joking and mean it out of love!)
by Fry-Pie April 10, 2021
A Southern West Virginia term coined in 2020 for doing a "hot rail" of methamphetamine; Specifically when doing one with your significant other and blowing it into their mouth right before having immensely wonderful, drug fueled, super hot, sex in doggy style so you both can "tweak and geek" out the window during the 4-6 hour sexual marathon you are about to enjoy. It is also a great way to get super high pretty dang quickly when doing Sniffy-Puffs with friends.. just don't blow it into their mouth unless you are down to get real freaky and geeky with them. Sniffy-Puffs are the ideal way to do this drug (next to shooting up of course, duh!) for the ultimately authentic *Junkies in Love* experience any real drug addict could only ever dream of. Sniffy-Puffs will change your life, God Diggity Dang It! So remember kids, Don't do drugs... Without me.
"Daddy, can you get a Sniffy-Puff ready for me back there so I can bang your brains out while we watch the bush monkeys out in the back yard that are always hiding in the trees?"
"Oh course I can, BabyDoll! I just gotta make sure the shadow people in the bedroom are gonna act right tonight so we can get to boinking! Let's get high as giraffe p*ssy, God Diggity Dang It!"
"Oh course I can, BabyDoll! I just gotta make sure the shadow people in the bedroom are gonna act right tonight so we can get to boinking! Let's get high as giraffe p*ssy, God Diggity Dang It!"
by Fry-Pie November 9, 2020
When your cock is so hard that you can't beat it down with a hammer or three-($2)- whores when you only have fo' dollars and you still gotta buy them a fo for fo from Wendy's.
Girl let me tell you, I fucked this dude last week and he had a cockcrete hard dick then I heard that ever since he's been fuckin' that Wendy bitch his dick won't even stay hard after he took 3 Cialis.
by Fry-Pie January 13, 2021