sqerpes 

sqerpes is basically spiral herpes. and it makes for a great come back. =D

dan: ahh matt your such a bender

matt: yer well at least i dont have sqerpes.

viewing crowed: oow dan u just got dosed

sqerpes by TAMESKATE April 19, 2010

Serpes 

ser·pes
ˈsərpēz/
noun

1. A super strain of herpes, also known as dick zits. Truly terrible.

Origin
Fort McMurray

"I think that medic I slept with in Fort Mac gave me Serpes!"

"My dick has broken out like a prepubescent boy after pizza night. I must have Serpes"

Serpes by Sundog_ January 29, 2014

Scerpes 

A fictional, but scary, mutation of Scabies with Herpes. Picture cold sores that can jump. Possible biological weapon for terrorists.

That security guard never showers, he's probably got scerpes.

Scerpes by Psychojazz October 1, 2006

Swerpes 

Men who have sexual intercourse with Taylor Swift subsequently suffer from being tainted, colloquially known as Swerpes

Jake Gyllenhaal has obtained swerpes

Swerpes by charles_on_a_horse April 5, 2011

Swerpes 

A deadly mixture of swine flu and Herpes. Known to cause blindness, erectile dysfunction, hair loss, depression, genital warts, a mild fever and DEATH. God help us.

"Dude, I think got swerpes from that girl last night"

"OMFG!"

Swerpes by Captaingogog November 1, 2009

squerpes 

Rare disease that is transmitted when sexual contact occurs between a human and a small, bushy tailed rodent.

Guy 1: Dude, I can't believe i got squerpes.

Guy 2: Well what did you think would happen when you were fucking that squirrel?

squerpes by Dinosaur Penis April 12, 2008

slerpes 

A contraction literally meaning "slut herpes;" herpes possessed by a slut. Typically used to denote that a person most likely has an STD due to their reputation as a slut.

Man, you're going to get slerpes if you sleep with her.

slerpes by Marle Forge May 13, 2008