SPErpes

SPERPES refers to an outbreak of herpes amongst the brothers of Sigma Phi Epsilon fraternity, hence the SPE - ERPES.

The brothers of the SigEp chapter at Vanderbilt University all contracted SPERPES from their groupies.

by SPERP April 26, 2007

Spermes

The God of busting nuts.

Bob: Who's your favorite Greek God?

Jimmy: Spermes.

by GrimmReaper9001 February 15, 2015

Serpes

ser·pes
ˈsərpēz/
noun

1. A super strain of herpes, also known as dick zits. Truly terrible.

Origin
Fort McMurray

"I think that medic I slept with in Fort Mac gave me Serpes!"

"My dick has broken out like a prepubescent boy after pizza night. I must have Serpes"

by Sundog_ January 29, 2014

Scerpes

A fictional, but scary, mutation of Scabies with Herpes. Picture cold sores that can jump. Possible biological weapon for terrorists.

That security guard never showers, he's probably got scerpes.

by Psychojazz October 1, 2006

Swerpes

Men who have sexual intercourse with Taylor Swift subsequently suffer from being tainted, colloquially known as Swerpes

Jake Gyllenhaal has obtained swerpes

by charles_on_a_horse April 5, 2011

spermese mountain dog

n., after properly cumming inside of your partner, you call your dog over and tell it to sloppily lick the sperm out of your partner's cavity

friend: "hey man what'd you do last night?"

you: "I gave some chick a spermese mountain dog with my dog Rudy"

friend: "tight boss"

by DrillDogTaylor December 22, 2010

milk of spermesia

Potent male seed. The name is derived from the antacid medication "Milk of Magnesia" due to the similar color and consistency. Officially coined by Jeruss in 2009. Jizz. Man chowder. Semen.

Jeruss is the originator of the term milk of spermesia. Women rarely enjoy it when my milk of spermesia lands in their hair. She's an avid consumer of milk of spermesia.

by Dark Overlord February 3, 2010