The Trap
When a self indulged, narcissistic person makes a statement, that leaves open an obvious question, so that when you ask the obvious question, they can continue talking about themselves. At length. Sometimes in a woe is me way. These people all need a high five. With a shovel.
When a self indulged, narcissistic person makes a statement, that leaves open an obvious question, so that when you ask the obvious question, they can continue talking about themselves. At length. Sometimes in a woe is me way. These people all need a high five. With a shovel.
The Trap, "My neck is soo sore, ugh"
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Kate, "Why is your neck so sore...?"
The Trap,"Oh, I was sucking off -insert popular actor- last night, it was crazy!"
The Trap," I can't go back to that bar..."
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John," Ugh, ok, I'll bite, 'why can't you go back to that bar?"
"Oh, I was there last week and such and such, and blah blah blah, and dskjfas;lfk"
The Trap, "I am so happy!"
John, "I'm not falling for that shit! Go away!"
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Kate, "Why is your neck so sore...?"
The Trap,"Oh, I was sucking off -insert popular actor- last night, it was crazy!"
The Trap," I can't go back to that bar..."
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John," Ugh, ok, I'll bite, 'why can't you go back to that bar?"
"Oh, I was there last week and such and such, and blah blah blah, and dskjfas;lfk"
The Trap, "I am so happy!"
John, "I'm not falling for that shit! Go away!"
by Sundog_ August 21, 2014
pedəˈpēnō
A person of Filipino descent that has sex with children.
I mean, come on, it's pretty obvious what a Pedopino is.
A person of Filipino descent that has sex with children.
I mean, come on, it's pretty obvious what a Pedopino is.
It's hard to give an example, as Filipinos all look like they're 12.
That's the genius of being a Pedopino, who's gonna know right?
That's the genius of being a Pedopino, who's gonna know right?
by Sundog_ January 05, 2014
Gurkel (Gir - Kell)
A nerdy, geeky, girl. Not unlike Steve Urkel of tv fame. But a girl.
"Hey man, you see that Gurkel over there? What a nerd"
"Hey, I saw you started dating that Gurkel from Dennys. Pfffft"
"I'm a gurkel, nobody loves me"
A nerdy, geeky, girl. Not unlike Steve Urkel of tv fame. But a girl.
"Hey man, you see that Gurkel over there? What a nerd"
"Hey, I saw you started dating that Gurkel from Dennys. Pfffft"
"I'm a gurkel, nobody loves me"
"Hey man, you see that Gurkel over there? What a nerd"
"Hey, I saw you started dating that Gurkel from Dennys. Pfffft"
"I'm a gurkel, nobody loves me"
"Hey, I saw you started dating that Gurkel from Dennys. Pfffft"
"I'm a gurkel, nobody loves me"
by Sundog_ November 04, 2014
swass-ic-le
noun \swassˈī-kəl\
A hanging piece of ice formed when ass sweat drips down from something.
(such as a your ass)
noun \swassˈī-kəl\
A hanging piece of ice formed when ass sweat drips down from something.
(such as a your ass)
by Sundog_ November 16, 2013
Masturbacon
mas•tur.ba•con
To stimulate the genital organs of (oneself or another) to achieve sexual pleasure. While eating bacon. Anything bacon really.
Not to be confused with Master Bacon, the star of such hits as "Tremors", "Apallo 13", and "The gift"
mas•tur.ba•con
To stimulate the genital organs of (oneself or another) to achieve sexual pleasure. While eating bacon. Anything bacon really.
Not to be confused with Master Bacon, the star of such hits as "Tremors", "Apallo 13", and "The gift"
"Dude, I was caught last night..."
'Caught doing what?'
"Ugh, masturbacon!"
'WTF! Wait, was it regular or thick cut??'
"Thick cut, maple smoked"
'Niiiiice'
'Caught doing what?'
"Ugh, masturbacon!"
'WTF! Wait, was it regular or thick cut??'
"Thick cut, maple smoked"
'Niiiiice'
by Sundog_ September 01, 2014
When multiple men have aggressive anal sex with a girl,
then pull out and proceed to thrust their penis's between her breasts until they climax.
then pull out and proceed to thrust their penis's between her breasts until they climax.
by Sundog_ January 05, 2014
ōɡər/azəm
When a specially fugly male/female climaxes. Sounds not unlike a moose giving birth. Or a dying beluga whale. May occur while eating certain fast foods.
When a specially fugly male/female climaxes. Sounds not unlike a moose giving birth. Or a dying beluga whale. May occur while eating certain fast foods.
"Dude, that heavy I picked up last night? 3 Ogreasms!"
"These fries are gonna make me Ogreasm!"
"Ughhhhhawruhuhuhuh!"
"These fries are gonna make me Ogreasm!"
"Ughhhhhawruhuhuhuh!"
by Sundog_ October 12, 2014