When multiple men have aggressive anal sex with a girl,
then pull out and proceed to thrust their penis's between her breasts until they climax.
then pull out and proceed to thrust their penis's between her breasts until they climax.
by Sundog_ January 5, 2014
Get the Mexican Gravy Trainmug. ser·pes
ˈsərpēz/
noun
1. A super strain of herpes, also known as dick zits. Truly terrible.
Origin
Fort McMurray
ˈsərpēz/
noun
1. A super strain of herpes, also known as dick zits. Truly terrible.
Origin
Fort McMurray
"I think that medic I slept with in Fort Mac gave me Serpes!"
"My dick has broken out like a prepubescent boy after pizza night. I must have Serpes"
"My dick has broken out like a prepubescent boy after pizza night. I must have Serpes"
by Sundog_ January 29, 2014
Get the Serpesmug. \ˈhin-dən-ˌbərg, -ˌbu̇rg, -, een
When a female (or male) blows air into a males foreskin, making a balloon.
Then punches his balls, creating a surprising amount of pain that ruins the moment.
When a female (or male) blows air into a males foreskin, making a balloon.
Then punches his balls, creating a surprising amount of pain that ruins the moment.
"Man that hooker last night gave me a Hindenburg, and now my balls are swollen."
"I like Hindenburging. I'm into that kind of abuse"
"I like Hindenburging. I'm into that kind of abuse"
by Sundog_ December 22, 2013
Get the Hindenburgingmug. pedəˈpēnō
A person of Filipino descent that has sex with children.
I mean, come on, it's pretty obvious what a Pedopino is.
A person of Filipino descent that has sex with children.
I mean, come on, it's pretty obvious what a Pedopino is.
It's hard to give an example, as Filipinos all look like they're 12.
That's the genius of being a Pedopino, who's gonna know right?
That's the genius of being a Pedopino, who's gonna know right?
by Sundog_ January 5, 2014
Get the Pedopinomug. The Trap
When a self indulged, narcissistic person makes a statement, that leaves open an obvious question, so that when you ask the obvious question, they can continue talking about themselves. At length. Sometimes in a woe is me way. These people all need a high five. With a shovel.
When a self indulged, narcissistic person makes a statement, that leaves open an obvious question, so that when you ask the obvious question, they can continue talking about themselves. At length. Sometimes in a woe is me way. These people all need a high five. With a shovel.
The Trap, "My neck is soo sore, ugh"
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Kate, "Why is your neck so sore...?"
The Trap,"Oh, I was sucking off -insert popular actor- last night, it was crazy!"
The Trap," I can't go back to that bar..."
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John," Ugh, ok, I'll bite, 'why can't you go back to that bar?"
"Oh, I was there last week and such and such, and blah blah blah, and dskjfas;lfk"
The Trap, "I am so happy!"
John, "I'm not falling for that shit! Go away!"
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Kate, "Why is your neck so sore...?"
The Trap,"Oh, I was sucking off -insert popular actor- last night, it was crazy!"
The Trap," I can't go back to that bar..."
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John," Ugh, ok, I'll bite, 'why can't you go back to that bar?"
"Oh, I was there last week and such and such, and blah blah blah, and dskjfas;lfk"
The Trap, "I am so happy!"
John, "I'm not falling for that shit! Go away!"
by Sundog_ August 21, 2014
Get the The Trapmug. Gurkel (Gir - Kell)
A nerdy, geeky, girl. Not unlike Steve Urkel of tv fame. But a girl.
"Hey man, you see that Gurkel over there? What a nerd"
"Hey, I saw you started dating that Gurkel from Dennys. Pfffft"
"I'm a gurkel, nobody loves me"
A nerdy, geeky, girl. Not unlike Steve Urkel of tv fame. But a girl.
"Hey man, you see that Gurkel over there? What a nerd"
"Hey, I saw you started dating that Gurkel from Dennys. Pfffft"
"I'm a gurkel, nobody loves me"
"Hey man, you see that Gurkel over there? What a nerd"
"Hey, I saw you started dating that Gurkel from Dennys. Pfffft"
"I'm a gurkel, nobody loves me"
"Hey, I saw you started dating that Gurkel from Dennys. Pfffft"
"I'm a gurkel, nobody loves me"
by Sundog_ November 4, 2014
Get the Gurkelmug. Masturbacon
mas•tur.ba•con
To stimulate the genital organs of (oneself or another) to achieve sexual pleasure. While eating bacon. Anything bacon really.
Not to be confused with Master Bacon, the star of such hits as "Tremors", "Apallo 13", and "The gift"
mas•tur.ba•con
To stimulate the genital organs of (oneself or another) to achieve sexual pleasure. While eating bacon. Anything bacon really.
Not to be confused with Master Bacon, the star of such hits as "Tremors", "Apallo 13", and "The gift"
"Dude, I was caught last night..."
'Caught doing what?'
"Ugh, masturbacon!"
'WTF! Wait, was it regular or thick cut??'
"Thick cut, maple smoked"
'Niiiiice'
'Caught doing what?'
"Ugh, masturbacon!"
'WTF! Wait, was it regular or thick cut??'
"Thick cut, maple smoked"
'Niiiiice'
by Sundog_ September 1, 2014
Get the Masturbaconmug.