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Scerpies is when someone has scabies and herpes at the same time. They have Scerpes!!
OMG! Don't touch him, he has SCERPES!
Scerpes by Sunglasses @ Night July 12, 2010
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A disgusting combination of scabies and herpes
The hooker down the street gave me scerpes
Scerpes by Charles H. Noonan May 26, 2017
ser·pes
ˈsərpēz/
noun

1. A super strain of herpes, also known as dick zits. Truly terrible.

Origin
Fort McMurray
"I think that medic I slept with in Fort Mac gave me Serpes!"

"My dick has broken out like a prepubescent boy after pizza night. I must have Serpes"
Serpes by Sundog_ January 29, 2014
Men who have sexual intercourse with Taylor Swift subsequently suffer from being tainted, colloquially known as Swerpes
Jake Gyllenhaal has obtained swerpes
Swerpes by charles_on_a_horse April 5, 2011

scerpies 

When a lady of the night with scurvy/herpes wiped my dick on her face it gave me scerpies
scerpies by James Milligan January 11, 2008
A deadly mixture of swine flu and Herpes. Known to cause blindness, erectile dysfunction, hair loss, depression, genital warts, a mild fever and DEATH. God help us.
"Dude, I think got swerpes from that girl last night"

"OMFG!"
Swerpes by Captaingogog November 1, 2009
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