Scerpes

A fictional, but scary, mutation of Scabies with Herpes. Picture cold sores that can jump. Possible biological weapon for terrorists.

That security guard never showers, he's probably got scerpes.

by Psychojazz October 1, 2006

Scerpes

Scerpies is when someone has scabies and herpes at the same time. They have Scerpes!!

OMG! Don't touch him, he has SCERPES!

by Sunglasses @ Night July 12, 2010

Scerpes

A disgusting combination of scabies and herpes

The hooker down the street gave me scerpes

by Charles H. Noonan May 26, 2017

Serpes

ser·pes
ˈsərpēz/
noun

1. A super strain of herpes, also known as dick zits. Truly terrible.

Origin
Fort McMurray

"I think that medic I slept with in Fort Mac gave me Serpes!"

"My dick has broken out like a prepubescent boy after pizza night. I must have Serpes"

by Sundog_ January 29, 2014

Swerpes

Men who have sexual intercourse with Taylor Swift subsequently suffer from being tainted, colloquially known as Swerpes

Jake Gyllenhaal has obtained swerpes

by charles_on_a_horse April 5, 2011

scerpies

A combination of scurvy and herpes

When a lady of the night with scurvy/herpes wiped my dick on her face it gave me scerpies

by James Milligan January 11, 2008

Swerpes

A deadly mixture of swine flu and Herpes. Known to cause blindness, erectile dysfunction, hair loss, depression, genital warts, a mild fever and DEATH. God help us.

"Dude, I think got swerpes from that girl last night"

"OMFG!"

by Captaingogog November 1, 2009