Swerpes

Men who have sexual intercourse with Taylor Swift subsequently suffer from being tainted, colloquially known as Swerpes

Jake Gyllenhaal has obtained swerpes

by charles_on_a_horse April 5, 2011

Swerpes

A deadly mixture of swine flu and Herpes. Known to cause blindness, erectile dysfunction, hair loss, depression, genital warts, a mild fever and DEATH. God help us.

"Dude, I think got swerpes from that girl last night"

"OMFG!"

by Captaingogog November 1, 2009

Serpes

ser·pes
ˈsərpēz/
noun

1. A super strain of herpes, also known as dick zits. Truly terrible.

Origin
Fort McMurray

"I think that medic I slept with in Fort Mac gave me Serpes!"

"My dick has broken out like a prepubescent boy after pizza night. I must have Serpes"

by Sundog_ January 29, 2014

Swerpose

When one swerves accidentally and tries to make the accidental swerve look purposeful to avoid detection for being a bad driver, stoopid, or drunk. A swerpose starts as a little drifting to one side or another, usually on the highway. The driver, realizing that he or she is swerving and looks drunk or high, just goes ahead and changes lanes trying to make it look purposeful, when it really isn't.

Beto O'Rourke, to cop at DUI checkpoint: "I swear officer I just had a snapple and was changing lanes to avoid the oncoming milk truck."
Cop: "you are drunk as shit, that was a swerpose, and there is no milk truck. Got any donuts?"
Ted Cruz, flying by at 110 mph: "I got your donut, it's around my dick mothafucka!"
Cop: "Not again!"

by RATTnroll December 21, 2018

Scerpes

A fictional, but scary, mutation of Scabies with Herpes. Picture cold sores that can jump. Possible biological weapon for terrorists.

That security guard never showers, he's probably got scerpes.

by Psychojazz October 1, 2006

slerpes

A contraction literally meaning "slut herpes;" herpes possessed by a slut. Typically used to denote that a person most likely has an STD due to their reputation as a slut.

Man, you're going to get slerpes if you sleep with her.

by Marle Forge May 13, 2008

Scerpes

Scerpies is when someone has scabies and herpes at the same time. They have Scerpes!!

OMG! Don't touch him, he has SCERPES!

by Sunglasses @ Night July 12, 2010