Swerpes
Men who have sexual intercourse with Taylor Swift subsequently suffer from being tainted, colloquially known as Swerpes
Jake Gyllenhaal has obtained swerpes
Swerpes by charles_on_a_horse April 5, 2011
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Swerpes
A deadly mixture of swine flu and Herpes. Known to cause blindness, erectile dysfunction, hair loss, depression, genital warts, a mild fever and DEATH. God help us.
Swerpes by Captaingogog November 1, 2009
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Swerpes • Scerpes • Serpes • slerpes • SPErpes • sqerpes • Swerpose • Swerves House • The Guy Who Swerves
Swerpose
When one swerves accidentally and tries to make the accidental swerve look purposeful to avoid detection for being a bad driver, stoopid, or drunk. A swerpose starts as a little drifting to one side or another, usually on the highway. The driver, realizing that he or she is swerving and looks drunk or high, just goes ahead and changes lanes trying to make it look purposeful, when it really isn't.
Beto O'Rourke, to cop at DUI checkpoint: "I swear officer I just had a snapple and was changing lanes to avoid the oncoming milk truck."
Cop: "you are drunk as shit, that was a swerpose, and there is no milk truck. Got any donuts?"
Ted Cruz, flying by at 110 mph: "I got your donut, it's around my dick mothafucka!"
Cop: "Not again!"
Cop: "you are drunk as shit, that was a swerpose, and there is no milk truck. Got any donuts?"
Ted Cruz, flying by at 110 mph: "I got your donut, it's around my dick mothafucka!"
Cop: "Not again!"
Scerpes
A fictional, but scary, mutation of Scabies with Herpes. Picture cold sores that can jump. Possible biological weapon for terrorists.
Scerpes by Psychojazz October 1, 2006
slerpes
A contraction literally meaning "slut herpes;" herpes possessed by a slut. Typically used to denote that a person most likely has an STD due to their reputation as a slut.
slerpes by Marle Forge May 13, 2008
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Scerpes by Sunglasses @ Night July 12, 2010
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