Men who have sexual intercourse with Taylor Swift subsequently suffer from being tainted, colloquially known as Swerpes
Jake Gyllenhaal has obtained swerpes
by charles_on_a_horse April 5, 2011

A deadly mixture of swine flu and Herpes. Known to cause blindness, erectile dysfunction, hair loss, depression, genital warts, a mild fever and DEATH. God help us.
by Captaingogog November 1, 2009

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by K.R November 16, 2007
