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sporning 

This occurs when a man is actively watching a sporting event on TV while surfing for porn on his laptop simultaneously.
My boyfriend, Paul, spends most of his leisure time sporning on the couch.
sporning by five9red October 30, 2009
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Spurting Goods 

The supplies required by a serious masturbation artist. This includes cleaning supplies such as handwipes, towelettes, and hand sanitizer; as well as highly arousing pornographic or other cultural materials, including but not limited to hentai, hand drawn illustrations, photos, magazines, streamed media, or pirated porn.
Jim wanted to beat his meat but he lacked the necessary spurting goods, so he remained unsatisfied and engorged.

Bum Spurting Limit (BSL)

The maximum capacity of bareback-anal-sex cum in the rectum before rupture. Note: 'BSL' not to be confused with 'Bachelor of Science in Law'
"quick! hand me a sandwich bag! i've reached my Bum Spurting Limit (BSL) "
Bum Spurting Limit (BSL) by Hakjab January 30, 2008

spurking 

Pickle juice burst in your mouth - the zing brought in to the brine by baba - and baba alone
These pickles are spurking.
spurking by Wallybear1 September 5, 2017
Spursing is to fail at something when you have been on track and very close to success. It can be used as a synonym of the slang word bottling, which means the same thing.
He is really spursing his education. He started so good but recently he has had so many bad grades that no University will admit him.
Spursing by Sspasov April 21, 2023

spurling 

A scrap hoarding, junk collecting know it all, mainly spotted near or close to junkyards, autobody shops for advice, and clearance sales at wal-mart. When encountered by a spurling walk away fast and mask your getaway with sweet smelling fancies.
Hide your scrap and junk I see a spurling coming!
spurling by Bigbearlove December 19, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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