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The act of inserting both testicles into the vaginal canal while at the same time inserting the penial shaft (erect) into the anus.
Woman: We were spurning all night last night! Who's got that donut pillow?
spurning by spurning4life May 24, 2014
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sporning 

This occurs when a man is actively watching a sporting event on TV while surfing for porn on his laptop simultaneously.
My boyfriend, Paul, spends most of his leisure time sporning on the couch.
sporning by five9red October 30, 2009
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Spurting Goods 

The supplies required by a serious masturbation artist. This includes cleaning supplies such as handwipes, towelettes, and hand sanitizer; as well as highly arousing pornographic or other cultural materials, including but not limited to hentai, hand drawn illustrations, photos, magazines, streamed media, or pirated porn.
Jim wanted to beat his meat but he lacked the necessary spurting goods, so he remained unsatisfied and engorged.

Bum Spurting Limit (BSL)

The maximum capacity of bareback-anal-sex cum in the rectum before rupture. Note: 'BSL' not to be confused with 'Bachelor of Science in Law'
"quick! hand me a sandwich bag! i've reached my Bum Spurting Limit (BSL) "
Bum Spurting Limit (BSL) by Hakjab January 30, 2008

spurking 

Pickle juice burst in your mouth - the zing brought in to the brine by baba - and baba alone
These pickles are spurking.
spurking by Wallybear1 September 5, 2017
Spursing is to fail at something when you have been on track and very close to success. It can be used as a synonym of the slang word bottling, which means the same thing.
He is really spursing his education. He started so good but recently he has had so many bad grades that no University will admit him.
Spursing by Sspasov April 21, 2023

spurling 

A scrap hoarding, junk collecting know it all, mainly spotted near or close to junkyards, autobody shops for advice, and clearance sales at wal-mart. When encountered by a spurling walk away fast and mask your getaway with sweet smelling fancies.
Hide your scrap and junk I see a spurling coming!
spurling by Bigbearlove December 19, 2016
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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