spurning
The act of inserting both testicles into the vaginal canal while at the same time inserting the penial shaft (erect) into the anus.
spurning by spurning4life May 24, 2014
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sporning
This occurs when a man is actively watching a sporting event on TV while surfing for porn on his laptop simultaneously.
Spurting Goods
The supplies required by a serious masturbation artist. This includes cleaning supplies such as handwipes, towelettes, and hand sanitizer; as well as highly arousing pornographic or other cultural materials, including but not limited to hentai, hand drawn illustrations, photos, magazines, streamed media, or pirated porn.
Jim wanted to beat his meat but he lacked the necessary spurting goods, so he remained unsatisfied and engorged.
Spurting Goods by Douchbag Steve July 31, 2018
Bum Spurting Limit (BSL)
The maximum capacity of bareback-anal-sex cum in the rectum before rupture. Note: 'BSL' not to be confused with 'Bachelor of Science in Law'
Bum Spurting Limit (BSL) by Hakjab January 30, 2008
Spursing
Spursing is to fail at something when you have been on track and very close to success. It can be used as a synonym of the slang word bottling, which means the same thing.
He is really spursing his education. He started so good but recently he has had so many bad grades that no University will admit him.
spurling
A scrap hoarding, junk collecting know it all, mainly spotted near or close to junkyards, autobody shops for advice, and clearance sales at wal-mart. When encountered by a spurling walk away fast and mask your getaway with sweet smelling fancies.
spurling by Bigbearlove December 19, 2016