spurning

The act of inserting both testicles into the vaginal canal while at the same time inserting the penial shaft (erect) into the anus.

Woman: We were spurning all night last night! Who's got that donut pillow?

spurning by spurning4life May 24, 2014

sporning 

This occurs when a man is actively watching a sporting event on TV while surfing for porn on his laptop simultaneously.

My boyfriend, Paul, spends most of his leisure time sporning on the couch.

sporning by five9red October 30, 2009

Spurting Goods 

The supplies required by a serious masturbation artist. This includes cleaning supplies such as handwipes, towelettes, and hand sanitizer; as well as highly arousing pornographic or other cultural materials, including but not limited to hentai, hand drawn illustrations, photos, magazines, streamed media, or pirated porn.

Jim wanted to beat his meat but he lacked the necessary spurting goods, so he remained unsatisfied and engorged.

Spurting Goods by Douchbag Steve July 31, 2018

Bum Spurting Limit (BSL)

The maximum capacity of bareback-anal-sex cum in the rectum before rupture. Note: 'BSL' not to be confused with 'Bachelor of Science in Law'

"quick! hand me a sandwich bag! i've reached my Bum Spurting Limit (BSL) "

Bum Spurting Limit (BSL) by Hakjab January 30, 2008

spurking 

Pickle juice burst in your mouth - the zing brought in to the brine by baba - and baba alone

These pickles are spurking.

spurking by Wallybear1 September 5, 2017

Spursing

Spursing is to fail at something when you have been on track and very close to success. It can be used as a synonym of the slang word bottling, which means the same thing.

He is really spursing his education. He started so good but recently he has had so many bad grades that no University will admit him.

Spursing by Sspasov April 21, 2023

spurling 

A scrap hoarding, junk collecting know it all, mainly spotted near or close to junkyards, autobody shops for advice, and clearance sales at wal-mart. When encountered by a spurling walk away fast and mask your getaway with sweet smelling fancies.

Hide your scrap and junk I see a spurling coming!

spurling by Bigbearlove December 19, 2016