Scurning

The act of wearing tight pants and rubbing your thighs together to sexually stimulate oneself. Usually done in public places by perverts, or at a desk while gaming.

Person 1: "Ugh, that guy over in the corner has a sick look on his face!"
Person 2: "Vile... he's probably been here for hours, scurning non-stop."
Scurner: "I'm scurning"

by Riamburren December 23, 2024

Scorning

So angry you show teeth.

"Our flight was cancelled, I was sat there scorning."

by Haywirephoenix November 12, 2019

Scurring

To avoid paying taxes

I was going to pay taxes but I would be better off scurring.

by Wrongbet March 23, 2009

scunning

Intense stroking of one's member usually in an inappropriate environment such as public, someone elses room, or in the presense of a friend not to be confused as a significant other.

I woke up to him scunning it whilst standing over me watching me sleep!

by Jamie Buchan April 25, 2006

spurning

The act of inserting both testicles into the vaginal canal while at the same time inserting the penial shaft (erect) into the anus.

Woman: We were spurning all night last night! Who's got that donut pillow?

by spurning4life May 24, 2014

scurfing the internet

scurfing the internet involves searching the web for anything and everything that might be interesting while you are at work/school/uni or just bored. The word comes from a cross between scratching your ass and surfing the web.

I was meant to be working all day but i ended up scurfing the internet for random stuff because my job is so boring and scurfing makes my life a little more liveable.

by Bored Office Worker February 20, 2009

swurning

Walking in a crooked fashion whilst gurning.

That player's swurning all over the hood... I gotsta find his dealer... Stat!

by Dylan and James March 19, 2008