Definitions by Bl8ek

Spitting balls

Someone doing a terrible job at rapping.

Oliver *Doing some terrible rap*
Blake: Oliver you are spitting balls.

Spunkmeister is a British insult, it roughly means someone skilled in sperm and correlates to a virgin.

Blake: Nathaniel, you are such a spunkmeister
Nathaniel: What the hell man! No, I'm not.