speng

An idiot, dumbass fool etc.

"You're such a stupid speng"

by Anonymous July 28, 2003

speng

Speng originated from North West of England. It describes the ultimate ass, idiot, dumb dumb etc

basically c**t but socially acceptable

nice one you speng

you are such a speng

by BigWigga123 July 1, 2016

speng

an idiot who cannot keep their mouth shut at inappropriate moments

ryan beaumont is a speng

by etherealwyatt July 7, 2019

speng

Speng is often used to describe someone called Thomas, who talks shit most the time.

Adam: Did you hear about the speng?
Jason: Oh Thomas? Yeah he's the right speng.

by NACA Fire And Security December 11, 2021

speng

A cross between a spanner and a pen. A bit of a confusing insult, but it works!

"You're a fucking speng."

by OG Benefits February 4, 2017

Speng

Often used to call someone an idiot or a spasticated cunt in British area of the world.

You are a f-ing speng mate.

by DholeeMan April 29, 2016

Speng

British slang for an idiot or a fool.

Hey Harry you are such a speng!

by Doggie lover 69 September 21, 2017