spunkbarge

A woman who is capable of holding a vast quanity of seminal fluid, regardless of what orifice said seminal fluid is deposited inside of.

My god, that woman can take a whole load of meat inside her! She's such a fuckin' spunkbarge!

spunkbarge by Qelqoth October 9, 2006

Spunkgargleweewee 

Spunkgargleweewee (SGWW) is a sub-genre of first-person-shooter games. These games are very linear and focused on telling a story or showing spectacular (cut-) scenes, rather than gameplay or challenging the player. Hence, they often have regenerating health and plenty of guides towards the next scene. Oftentimes, these games are extremely easy. The player does not have to perform well to win, because the NPC-allies win combats on their own, while the player can hardly die at all. Mistakes of the "player" are not supposed to disturb the flow of the story.
Since Spunkgargleweewees are more focused on linear storytelling than on gameplay, they could also be defined as interactive (action) movies.

The term was coined by Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw in his zero-punctuation review of "Medal of Honor Warfighter".

Call of Duty is a Spunkgargleweewee.
Spunkgargleweewees are the Michael Bay movies of gaming.

Spunkgargleweewee by Algoman November 27, 2013

Spunk Barge 

A woman who enjoys moisturizing her body with the ejaculate of numerous men.

Gabriella was in the bath soaking in the ejaculate of 20 homeless gentlemen. She testifies it makes her skin silky soft. Fuck that bitch is one hell of a spunk barge!

Spunk Barge by JGCL September 13, 2011

spunkfarmer 

a gay man out on the prowl to suck cock, any cock. loves the cock. quite often to be found in public toilets and glory holes.

George Michael was once again caught being a spunkfarmer.

spunkfarmer by vojtart April 27, 2006

Spunkage 

When you cum all over her tits and part of her face. A cross between a titty fuck and a facial with the biggest load you ever blew.

I rained my spunkage all over that girl like glitter on a stripper.

Spunkage by darrellyzer January 20, 2020

spunkbag 

generally recognised as meaning a used condom, but more commonly used as an insult

Fuck off you spunkbag!

spunkbag by Anonymous October 28, 2003

Spunkgargleweewee 

A term used to describe bland clones and unimaginative works in media.

This game is just another Spunkgargleweewee churned out for the masses.

Spunkgargleweewee by Dauntless Design Studio November 27, 2012