refering to a female one either intends to deposit one's cum in or has done so. a spunk bag's sole purpouse is/will be to be fucked and cummed in. spunkbags are most often fugly, retarded or black

That bitch was nothing but a spunkbag, why would i ever want to speak to her again!?

spunkbag by vojtart April 27, 2006

spunk bag

A spunk bag is a condom. A bag to catch your spunk.

Tasha and Charlene would hang around the doggers car park picking up the used spunk bags and drinking what was in them.

spunk bag by Big Baws May 2, 2006

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spunkbarge

A woman who is capable of holding a vast quanity of seminal fluid, regardless of what orifice said seminal fluid is deposited inside of.

My god, that woman can take a whole load of meat inside her! She's such a fuckin' spunkbarge!

spunkbarge by Qelqoth October 9, 2006

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Spunkage

When you cum all over her tits and part of her face. A cross between a titty fuck and a facial with the biggest load you ever blew.

I rained my spunkage all over that girl like glitter on a stripper.

Spunkage by darrellyzer January 20, 2020

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skunkbag

Someone has done something that is aggravating or annoying.

(John knocks over Sam's drink)
Sam: John what the hell is your problem! You're such a skunkbag!

skunkbag by Emleh September 30, 2009

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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