Definitions by vojtart

Fuckslap

the act of slapping one's sexual partner with your cock. an alternative to dickslapping, most often with cock covered in vaginal or anal secretions

I fuckslapped her with my dick till she opened up

Fuckslap by vojtart April 27, 2006

spunkbag 

refering to a female one either intends to deposit one's cum in or has done so. a spunk bag's sole purpouse is/will be to be fucked and cummed in. spunkbags are most often fugly, retarded or black

That bitch was nothing but a spunkbag, why would i ever want to speak to her again!?

spunkbag by vojtart April 27, 2006

spunkfarmer 

a gay man out on the prowl to suck cock, any cock. loves the cock. quite often to be found in public toilets and glory holes.

George Michael was once again caught being a spunkfarmer.

spunkfarmer by vojtart April 27, 2006

shitstink 

1. the odor of shit. shitstink can be mostly found in toilets although is often generated through farting. especially after curry. shitstink is only truly a bad sign when gaping is involved

the shitstink in here could kill goldfish

shitstink by vojtart April 27, 2006

jewson 

jewson is a more endearing alternative on the word jewbie. as well as being a construction equipment company, jewson refers to little jews and is to jew as niglet is to nigger

got your supermarket vouchers with you jewson?

jewson by vojtart April 27, 2006

gargle 

this is the CORRECT answer to the age old question 'Spit or Swallow'. Spit or swallow is a trick question invented by men to check exactly how dirty the woman is. Women have never figured this out, spitting leads to the head being firmly held in place next time and swallowing results in us aiming at the eyes.

Spit or Swallow? Gargle!

gargle by vojtart April 27, 2006