the act of sticking a spoon up your cornhole while receiving oral pleasure from a ferret of some description.
by Barnabyw October 25, 2006
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by Thespookycracker October 23, 2017
Get the Spookjob mug.Somebody who is a complete retard, normaly said when someone ither does something stupid or just to put them down if u think it wud be funny. It originates from people who are too dumb to go get a knife so instead jab at there food with a spoon. Basically a similar word would be retard.
by dude182 September 13, 2009
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1. A woman is grossly unattractive.
2. A man is so unattractive/ineffectual/impotent that he could in no way father a child claimed to be his.
3.A woman's promiscuity brings paternity into doubt.
1. A woman is grossly unattractive.
2. A man is so unattractive/ineffectual/impotent that he could in no way father a child claimed to be his.
3.A woman's promiscuity brings paternity into doubt.
1. Jesus, man, she's so ugly I wouldn't breed with her even if it was a spoon job.
2. Yeah right, it's his! Must have been a spoon job.
3. She'd have more chance of knowing who the father is if it were a spoon job.
2. Yeah right, it's his! Must have been a spoon job.
3. She'd have more chance of knowing who the father is if it were a spoon job.
by DeepThort December 13, 2008
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