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spoonjob

the act of sticking a spoon up your cornhole while receiving oral pleasure from a ferret of some description.
check out the scar from that spoonjob i had with that autistic ferret that hangs around
by Barnabyw October 25, 2006
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Spookjob

When you are walking in the park and a mentally retarded ghost gives you the reach around.
"Dude, I was walking my dog when I got a stellar spookjob!"
by Matt Markel April 29, 2008
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Spookjob

When someone scares you so good you cum in your pants
“Dude Gabby gave me the worst Spookjob yesterday, she didn’t even scare me. Guess I’m just sensitive
by Thespookycracker October 23, 2017
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spoonjab

Somebody who is a complete retard, normaly said when someone ither does something stupid or just to put them down if u think it wud be funny. It originates from people who are too dumb to go get a knife so instead jab at there food with a spoon. Basically a similar word would be retard.
Guy 1: Yo phil your a fuckin spoonjab man
Guy 2: Shut up gaylord ur a spoonjab
by dude182 September 13, 2009
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spoon job

Improbable natural impregnation because:
1. A woman is grossly unattractive.
2. A man is so unattractive/ineffectual/impotent that he could in no way father a child claimed to be his.
3.A woman's promiscuity brings paternity into doubt.
1. Jesus, man, she's so ugly I wouldn't breed with her even if it was a spoon job.
2. Yeah right, it's his! Must have been a spoon job.
3. She'd have more chance of knowing who the father is if it were a spoon job.
by DeepThort December 13, 2008
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spoon job

(prison term)for reaming out a punks asshole before buttfucking.
by like2watch August 1, 2003
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