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Spookjob 

When someone scares you so good you cum in your pants
“Dude Gabby gave me the worst Spookjob yesterday, she didn’t even scare me. Guess I’m just sensitive”
Spookjob by Thespookycracker October 23, 2017

spooktober

The month of October, and the best time of the year. When all memes become Halloween-themed and everything is full of skeletons and spooks.

The word is a conglomeration of the words "spooky" and "October", and it's called that because of how spooky this month is.
Jordon: Hey did you see my new moth meme on r/okbuddyretard?
Ty: Bah, who makes moth memes anymore?, it's Spooktober!
spooktober by realVladDrac October 11, 2018

Spooktober Sex 

When you fuck to the beat of Spooky Scary Skeletons
Spooktober Sex was hella goood last nigh I cannot stop hearing spooky scary skeletons
Spooktober Sex by Chicagoez October 10, 2019

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A satirical term used to describe "dank" memes on Reddit.
Newsline: A thirteen-year-old boy committed suicide after being targetted by cyberbullies for liking Fortnite.
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A short term describing the humor of Reddit (more specifically humor of subreddits like r/memes, r/dankmemes, and r/pewdiepiesubmissions)
John: I have a shitty sense of humor.
Roger: At least you don't have Wholesome Epic 100 Keanu Big Chungus Spooktober Updoot Redpilled Based Amogus Sus 69420 Stonks Humor.
John: Wow and I thought my shitty puns were unfunny.

Spooktober

Spooktober is the best month of the year. All memes suddenly become halloween related, and dead memes rise from their grave with a new spooky theme! E P I C !
Friend 1: Dat Boi is finally back!
Friend 2: That dead meme?
Friend 1: Yeah, it's spooktober!
Spooktober by WhaleMale_ October 1, 2019
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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