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spoonjab 

Somebody who is a complete retard, normaly said when someone ither does something stupid or just to put them down if u think it wud be funny. It originates from people who are too dumb to go get a knife so instead jab at there food with a spoon. Basically a similar word would be retard.
Guy 1: Yo phil your a fuckin spoonjab man
Guy 2: Shut up gaylord ur a spoonjab
spoonjab by dude182 September 13, 2009

Spoonjacking 

The 'accidental' or on-purpose removal of a person's spoon from a communal kitchen area by person or persons unknown.
I recently left my mug complete with teabag and teaspoon in my workplace communal kitchen whilst I went about my business. When I later returned to make my cup of tea THE SPOON HAD GONE.

I had been a victim of Spoonjacking!
Spoonjacking by Felicity Potbottle September 9, 2010
The act of sopping up delicious sauce left over on your plate
I finished my veal rollatini, but needed extra bread to SPOONJA the left over sauce
spoonja by 69Starmonkey November 6, 2017

spoonable 

Pertaining to one who is a desired spooning partner.
John Williams considers Annie Ensign eminently spoonable.
spoonable by John Williams December 28, 2004

spoonjob 

the act of sticking a spoon up your cornhole while receiving oral pleasure from a ferret of some description.
check out the scar from that spoonjob i had with that autistic ferret that hangs around
spoonjob by Barnabyw October 25, 2006

Spoonabula 

A tranformation of the orgabula which depicts the multiple orgasm achieved with the aid of a spoon.
"Last night, after dinner..."
"You forked him?!"
"No, he spooned me. I'll draw you a Spoonabula"
Spoonabula by orgabulator May 26, 2004

spoonjahns 

A vagina-specifically one with "spongy" or thick lips. The term comes from Corpus Spongiosum, which is the name for the paired sponge-like caverns on either side of the penis that engorge with blood upon sexual arousal. "Spoonjahns" is the feminine analog for that male structure. I believe that this may also be the origin of the even shorter "poon".
You should have seen the spoonjahns on that chick at the go-go bar!
spoonjahns by kyme November 12, 2006
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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