spoonjab

Somebody who is a complete retard, normaly said when someone ither does something stupid or just to put them down if u think it wud be funny. It originates from people who are too dumb to go get a knife so instead jab at there food with a spoon. Basically a similar word would be retard.

Guy 1: Yo phil your a fuckin spoonjab man
Guy 2: Shut up gaylord ur a spoonjab

by dude182 September 13, 2009

Spoonjacking

The 'accidental' or on-purpose removal of a person's spoon from a communal kitchen area by person or persons unknown.

I recently left my mug complete with teabag and teaspoon in my workplace communal kitchen whilst I went about my business. When I later returned to make my cup of tea THE SPOON HAD GONE.

I had been a victim of Spoonjacking!

by Felicity Potbottle September 9, 2010

spoonja

The act of sopping up delicious sauce left over on your plate

I finished my veal rollatini, but needed extra bread to SPOONJA the left over sauce

by 69Starmonkey November 6, 2017

spoonable

Pertaining to one who is a desired spooning partner.

John Williams considers Annie Ensign eminently spoonable.

by John Williams December 28, 2004

spoonjob

the act of sticking a spoon up your cornhole while receiving oral pleasure from a ferret of some description.

check out the scar from that spoonjob i had with that autistic ferret that hangs around

by Barnabyw October 25, 2006

Spoonabula

A tranformation of the orgabula which depicts the multiple orgasm achieved with the aid of a spoon.

"Last night, after dinner..."
"You forked him?!"
"No, he spooned me. I'll draw you a Spoonabula"

by orgabulator May 26, 2004

spoonjahns

A vagina-specifically one with "spongy" or thick lips. The term comes from Corpus Spongiosum, which is the name for the paired sponge-like caverns on either side of the penis that engorge with blood upon sexual arousal. "Spoonjahns" is the feminine analog for that male structure. I believe that this may also be the origin of the even shorter "poon".

You should have seen the spoonjahns on that chick at the go-go bar!

by kyme November 12, 2006